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Trump sounds like the world's worst LLM.

Like most Republicans, Trump also doesn't believe that an American can be a war criminal.

Before speculating about the 2028 Presidential election we should be certain that there will be a 2028 Presidential election.

Paul Hornung and Alex Karras were suspended for a year for betting on NFL games, because any sane person knew that mixing gambling with professional sports was a terrible thing.

Sometimes I miss the 20th Century.

Rove's constructive forward looking agenda was tax cuts for rich people and an endless Middle East war.

I eagerly await the creation of collective farms on Staten Island.

"The sandwich's DNA test was inconclusive."

Frum loves the Unitary Executive principle, just not the current Unitary Executive.

But that's the thing about dictatorships: you don't get to choose.

Wait, I thought Christians are only persecuted in Nigeria.

Obama's relationship with William Ayers was a scandal in the media for weeks.

Vance friends with Neo-nazis? *shrug*

Please don't tell Trump about Jefferson Davis.

A new generation of Americans are going to learn firsthand about "plausible deniability."

The Law? Is that still around?

It won't have a $1.99 breakfast buffet.

When a pundit claims that D's are moving left on an issue, the "moved left" position usually would have been a mainstream D position in 1975.

To their tiny credit, I haven't seen the phrase "heighten the contradictions" for a while.

In the US / Israel relationship, it's been unclear for a while which is the vassal state.

Laughter is the best medicine, but not the best tool to escape prison.

All the old whites who remember when sports commentary wasn't a scrum to determine who can shout the loudest.

This strategy worked well for Emperor Augustus.

Unfortunately, unlike Rome, the USA is getting a psychotic Emperor at the beginning.

Thank the gods it wasn't a silo full of potatoes.

Kid 1: I love Hitler.
Response: It's kids being kids.

Kid 2: Stop the genocide of Palestinians.
Response: Arrest that anti-semite!

The earliest complaints about the de-masculinization of America I've read were written in the late 19th century.

The default reading is that each of these claims is wrong or completely out of context.

It's hard to determine which era the Republicans are stuck in.

The 1990s?
The 1960s?
The 1920s?
The 14th century?

"The wave of violence by Poland against good Germans cannot be tolerated." Germany, August 1939.

Pharoah Khufu was quite fond of bass fishing, apparently.

The Plan:

1. Do everything possible to weaken US international trade and diplomatic influence.

2. Blame Joe Biden.

3. Victory!

Idiocracy: The Prequel

Next up: complaints about women who don't wear bras.

I've seen this movie before.