Come on, dawg.
14.02.2026 21:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@schmeep.bsky.social
Mirth, music and mayhem. NYC represent.
Come on, dawg.
14.02.2026 21:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A kind gentleman with horns tore a heart out of a poor gentleman for your love and valentines.
Hey.
14.02.2026 14:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What the fuck did you do, now?
12.02.2026 17:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Time to do a series of dental-related eps: Fluoride Guys, Grille Guys, Highlights For Children Guysβ¦
10.02.2026 17:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I love your bald-faced moves to keep all the hairless Guys listeners engaged with you. Well done!
09.02.2026 16:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How bout we all come together and say βletβs stop murdersβ. How bout we all come together and say βletβs stop rapeβ. How bout we all come together and say βletβs stop attacking pedophilesβ.
~Ted Cruz, Freudian slipping
He IS the L!!
03.02.2026 21:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Please stop making this all about yourself.
03.02.2026 15:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shoot him into space with a cannon.
03.02.2026 11:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
02.02.2026 19:24 β π 11626 π 3741 π¬ 147 π 184To be fair, maybe Maxwell was with the band and the Clintons didnβt really know her.
01.02.2026 22:59 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I think it is OUTRAGEOUS that people are LEAPING to the conclusion that some our post prominent Americans are child rapists when it is EQUALLY PLAUSIBLE that they are simply indifferent to whether other people are child rapists so long as those other people can offer them access to power.
31.01.2026 14:41 β π 6882 π 1336 π¬ 82 π 63The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
30.01.2026 23:21 β π 16762 π 5925 π¬ 126 π 165rob schneider for my wife left me bourbon. shaken... not wife
28.01.2026 19:17 β π 92 π 11 π¬ 2 π 1listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news
27.01.2026 22:54 β π 7059 π 1682 π¬ 95 π 62We need to emulate this in the world.
27.01.2026 22:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0$orosbucks
27.01.2026 19:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Dung?
26.01.2026 21:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes: his entire diocese was investigated and disbanded.l by the pope. They all belong to that.
26.01.2026 13:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is the bishop who was forcibly removed from his post. The Catholic Church took care of this problem a while ago, fortunately.
26.01.2026 08:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"The temperature in Minneapolis is dangerously high. There is an urgent need for the federal agents deployed to the city to step back and take a breath before more Americans are hurt or killed. [Highlighted]: Those protesting the Trump administration have an equal obligation to avoid violence.
This is from the NYT masthead editorial about the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti. The highlighted line invalidates not just the editorial, but the very idea of newspaper editorials crafted by the consensus of a board. Better to publish nothing at all than to publish a line like this.
25.01.2026 20:08 β π 3342 π 732 π¬ 154 π 146Hey Will why are people wanting to riot, just wondering. Maybe it has something to do with the National Guard focusing on protestors instead of the guys that murdered someone?
25.01.2026 15:21 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Also, may I say that I donβt agree with people saying ICE and CBP need βmore training.β Theyβre doing exactly what this administration has trained them toβimpose a reign of fear in blue cities. They donβt need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.
24.01.2026 23:01 β π 38765 π 9591 π¬ 1119 π 893I just finished it 5 minutes ago and agree!
23.01.2026 01:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The OP is named Skip, to be a little fair, son.
22.01.2026 13:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We shouldnβt protest on behalf of the Clintons *too* hard here. Letβs do a half assed βmy stars β then coerce Clinton to testify. Thereβs a ton of things Billβs accused of they may be true; Iβm all for setting the example (again).
21.01.2026 23:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is exactly what a Marvel psyop would say. Nice try, officer: Robert Evans would like to talk to you about Deadpool now (with broad, unfunny loud jokes, much like Deadpool).
20.01.2026 16:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is Frey behind those βwhistles are racism, actuallyβ posts?
18.01.2026 17:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Three-panel cartoon. Panel one shows a man cycling along a path saying, βI would like to date women.β Panel two shows him leaning down and jamming a stick into the front wheel while riding, captioned, βIβll try insulting them.β Panel three shows him lying on the ground next to the fallen bike, holding himself in pain, saying, βOww, my loneliness epidemic!β
Ouchies
18.01.2026 16:57 β π 896 π 185 π¬ 9 π 8Way to make the protests about you. Come on, son.
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