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@schmeep.bsky.social

Mirth, music and mayhem. NYC represent.

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Come on, dawg.

14.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A kind gentleman with horns tore a heart out of a poor gentleman for your love and valentines.

A kind gentleman with horns tore a heart out of a poor gentleman for your love and valentines.

Hey.

14.02.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck did you do, now?

12.02.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time to do a series of dental-related eps: Fluoride Guys, Grille Guys, Highlights For Children Guys…

10.02.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love your bald-faced moves to keep all the hairless Guys listeners engaged with you. Well done!

09.02.2026 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How bout we all come together and say β€˜let’s stop murders’. How bout we all come together and say β€˜let’s stop rape’. How bout we all come together and say β€˜let’s stop attacking pedophiles’.

~Ted Cruz, Freudian slipping

04.02.2026 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 186    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 8

He IS the L!!

03.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please stop making this all about yourself.

03.02.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shoot him into space with a cannon.

03.02.2026 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

02.02.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 11626    πŸ” 3741    πŸ’¬ 147    πŸ“Œ 184

To be fair, maybe Maxwell was with the band and the Clintons didn’t really know her.

01.02.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it is OUTRAGEOUS that people are LEAPING to the conclusion that some our post prominent Americans are child rapists when it is EQUALLY PLAUSIBLE that they are simply indifferent to whether other people are child rapists so long as those other people can offer them access to power.

31.01.2026 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6882    πŸ” 1336    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 63

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

30.01.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 16762    πŸ” 5925    πŸ’¬ 126    πŸ“Œ 165
rob schneider for my wife left me bourbon. shaken... not wife

rob schneider for my wife left me bourbon. shaken... not wife

28.01.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news

27.01.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7059    πŸ” 1682    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 62

We need to emulate this in the world.

27.01.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

$orosbucks

27.01.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dung?

26.01.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes: his entire diocese was investigated and disbanded.l by the pope. They all belong to that.

26.01.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the bishop who was forcibly removed from his post. The Catholic Church took care of this problem a while ago, fortunately.

26.01.2026 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
"The temperature in Minneapolis is dangerously high. There is an urgent need for the federal agents deployed to the city to step back and take a breath before more Americans are hurt or killed. [Highlighted]: Those protesting the Trump administration have an equal obligation to avoid violence.

"The temperature in Minneapolis is dangerously high. There is an urgent need for the federal agents deployed to the city to step back and take a breath before more Americans are hurt or killed. [Highlighted]: Those protesting the Trump administration have an equal obligation to avoid violence.

This is from the NYT masthead editorial about the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti. The highlighted line invalidates not just the editorial, but the very idea of newspaper editorials crafted by the consensus of a board. Better to publish nothing at all than to publish a line like this.

25.01.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3342    πŸ” 732    πŸ’¬ 154    πŸ“Œ 146

Hey Will why are people wanting to riot, just wondering. Maybe it has something to do with the National Guard focusing on protestors instead of the guys that murdered someone?

25.01.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need β€œmore training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them toβ€”impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.

24.01.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 38765    πŸ” 9591    πŸ’¬ 1119    πŸ“Œ 893

I just finished it 5 minutes ago and agree!

23.01.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The OP is named Skip, to be a little fair, son.

22.01.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We shouldn’t protest on behalf of the Clintons *too* hard here. Let’s do a half assed β€˜my stars β€˜ then coerce Clinton to testify. There’s a ton of things Bill’s accused of they may be true; I’m all for setting the example (again).

21.01.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is exactly what a Marvel psyop would say. Nice try, officer: Robert Evans would like to talk to you about Deadpool now (with broad, unfunny loud jokes, much like Deadpool).

20.01.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is Frey behind those β€˜whistles are racism, actually’ posts?

18.01.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Three-panel cartoon. Panel one shows a man cycling along a path saying, β€œI would like to date women.” Panel two shows him leaning down and jamming a stick into the front wheel while riding, captioned, β€œI’ll try insulting them.” Panel three shows him lying on the ground next to the fallen bike, holding himself in pain, saying, β€œOww, my loneliness epidemic!”

Three-panel cartoon. Panel one shows a man cycling along a path saying, β€œI would like to date women.” Panel two shows him leaning down and jamming a stick into the front wheel while riding, captioned, β€œI’ll try insulting them.” Panel three shows him lying on the ground next to the fallen bike, holding himself in pain, saying, β€œOww, my loneliness epidemic!”

Ouchies

18.01.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 896    πŸ” 185    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 8

Way to make the protests about you. Come on, son.

18.01.2026 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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