Bob Merckel

Good morning to all, particularly if she's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite

I am up early after a solid 8 hours of good sleep and ready to get things done.

Let's see what shiny things can fuck that up for me.

Good morning to all, especially if he says his body's too old for working, his body's too young to look like this

In other news, I am pleased to report that new knife I bought works extremely well.

Good morning to all, especially if we ride the bus with knees pulled in

Also, apropos of nothing, the acoustic version of Elizabeth Taylor is next level

Good morning to all, especially id life feels like The Truman Show — there’s always something you don’t know

Good afternoon to all, especially if you drink the brown liquor.

💭 What I need to let go of:

Wanting to be further along than I am.

And you?

Good morning to all, particularly if you're screaming at the sky because the stars don't align

Good morning to everybody, especially if you fall in love with everyone you meet, for ten minutes at least

Memo to self

You don’t have to create calm, you just have to remember it.

Good morning to all, especially if you're lookin' like if you had your wish you'd be somewhere else

Good morning to all, especially if all of your clothes all over the floor, all of it happened in a hurry

Why won’t you help God?

Good morning to all, particularly if you’re just hanging on the buckle of their belt

In a world full of Role Models, be Alexander Stewart.

My playlist of new music right now is psychotic. Florence, Alexander Stewart, Rosalia …

Pick a lane, Bobby. Picks a lane.

Good morning to all, particularly if you're stuck in the Twilight Zone, is this a black and white scene?

Love this.

Yup.

Being the good Xtian woman she is, I respect Mrs BB.

However, I want them plastered everywhere.

To be fair, the new Frankenstein did premier tonight on Netflix.

In other platform news, I have downgraded my Medium membership and I kinda feel bad about it, but not as good as I feel pocketing the Benjamin.

Good morning to all, especially if it's enough to make you laugh, relax in a nice cool bath

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that David Harbour and Lily Allen are no longer a thing?

And who the fuck is Madeline?

Good morning to everyone, particularly if once on this island there was a terrible storm

Good morning to all, particularly if you can see her lying back in her satin dress

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