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Same smartäss nerd. Different scene. Tech necromancer. Baby comic. Sarcasm! Pro-choice. Pro-human rights. she/her. Chicago-esque. Un uh dem leeebrals.

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But first Noem needs to finish shivving Stephen Muller and Dumpy Pants

28.01.2026 00:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Two Republican senators call for Kristi Noem to resign as DHS secretary Sens. Lisa Murkowski and Thom Tillis are the first GOP members of Congress to call for Noem to step down as secretary of homeland security.

Chris Murphy on Kristi Noem: “She’s unqualified, but so will the next DHS secretary. The name on the on the door of DHS doesn’t really matter. This is an operation being run by the president and Stephen Miller.” www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

28.01.2026 00:09 — 👍 105    🔁 30    💬 3    📌 5
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Senator Susan Collins asks Homeland Security to pause Maine ICE operation Sen. Susan Collins asked DHS Secretary Kristi Noem to pause ICE operations in Maine after more than 200 arrests in the past week.

Senator Susan Collins asks Homeland Security to pause Maine ICE operation

Sen. Susan Collins asked DHS Secretary Kristi Noem to pause ICE operations in Maine after more than 200 arrests in the past week. www.newscentermaine.com/article/news...

28.01.2026 00:12 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

The DOJ is withholding the Epstein files while reporters withhold asking about their release.

27.01.2026 15:18 — 👍 1899    🔁 483    💬 0    📌 17

Fine! Airhorns, it is!

28.01.2026 00:12 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I didn’t think this would ever happen. Police arrested an ICE goon.

thehill.com/homenews/sta...

28.01.2026 00:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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SCOOP: ICE Has Failed to Disclose Info About 8 Immigrants’ Deaths, Defying Congress Trump has ICE detaining more people than ever. The agency keeps failing to report information about immigrants’ deaths in its custody.

EXCLUSIVE: ICE has failed to provide reports on at least eight immigrants who have died in the agency’s custody since October, defying rules set forth by Congress. @justinglawe.bsky.social reports exclusively for @zeteo.com
zeteo.com/p/ice-immigr...

27.01.2026 15:46 — 👍 104    🔁 56    💬 7    📌 4

remember, the main reason slotkin has gone so hard after noem is because she voted to confirm her with six other senate democrats. while i appreciate her trying to make things right, i think that's unforgivable bad judgement

27.01.2026 23:21 — 👍 199    🔁 31    💬 8    📌 1

This much is clear: Stephen Miller is in charge. They've shipped off Bovino, they're hanging Noem out to dry, Trump is using slightly conciliatory language...and Miller is still running a blitzkrieg in Minnesota. He, not Trump, is in charge. And he is the one Democrats should fight to remove.

27.01.2026 23:14 — 👍 1991    🔁 667    💬 64    📌 36
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Kristi Noem Blames Her Actions on Trump and Stephen Miller Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is chalking up her actions in office to the direction of President Donald Trump and Stephen Miller.

NEW: Kristi Noem Says ‘Everything I’ve Done’ Has Been Directed by Trump and Stephen Miller per Axios. Noem goes full "I was just following orders." This also sounds like she is throwing Trump and Miller under the bus. www.mediaite.com/media/news/n...

27.01.2026 23:32 — 👍 249    🔁 90    💬 61    📌 14
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Statement | January 27, 2026 Democracy Defenders Fund issues the following statement in response to recent actions by the Department of Homeland Security and its immigration enforcement agencies.

Stephen Miller & Sec. Noem have cost innocent people their lives and trampled the rights of thousands more w/ warrantless home invasions and racial profiling.

Both must resign.

DHS exists to make us more secure. But right now it's doing the opposite. www.democracydefendersfund.org/prs/01.27.26...

27.01.2026 23:32 — 👍 547    🔁 182    💬 33    📌 11

My god! The man cannot get his shit together. WTF

bsky.app/profile/jcth...

27.01.2026 23:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stephen Miller is toxic — and he left toxic receipts behind

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27.01.2026 23:36 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

He did come out with a statement against ICE. Low bar.

27.01.2026 23:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Turns out the real crime wave in Minnesota came from ICE.

27.01.2026 23:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump falsely portrayed the majority of those detained by ICE in MN & elsewhere as hardened criminals, asserting that once those people were removed, crime would be nearly eliminated.

27.01.2026 23:33 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1

“Longstanding guidance” is an interesting way to describe the Bill of Rights.

27.01.2026 21:51 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

this is explicitly forbidden by the fourth amendment, there should not need to be "guidance" because it is IN THE CONSTITUTION & in fact the drafters used these exact examples in constructing the amendment

27.01.2026 21:49 — 👍 364    🔁 113    💬 7    📌 1
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New Bombshell Leak From Trump White House Could Be The End For Stephen Miller The White House seems to be turning on each other and throwing people under the bus. A new leak from the administration claims that Stephen Miller was the source of the Alex Pretti misinformation.

The White House seems to be turning on each other and throwing people under the bus. A new leak from the administration claims that Stephen Miller was the source of the Alex Pretti misinformation.
open.substack.com/pub/politicu...

27.01.2026 22:52 — 👍 8    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

Noem v Miller is a satisfying little knife fight to watch because it underscores what craven, despicable cowards these people all are

27.01.2026 22:39 — 👍 696    🔁 74    💬 30    📌 4

That’s it. When folks on your own team tell you to resign, you’re done.

27.01.2026 22:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tillis says Kristi Noem needs to go as Homeland Security Secretary:

““I think that what she's done in Minnesota should be disqualifying. She should be out of a job. And I mean, really, it's just, it's just amateurish.”

27.01.2026 22:42 — 👍 435    🔁 93    💬 18    📌 21
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Important Update: Knives are Out as Kristi Noem Tries to Throw Stephen Miller Under the Bus and Trump Ignites Republican Rift Good evening everyone.

Major update: The knives are out. Kristi Noem tries to throw Stephen Miller under the bus.

Trump throws Bovino under the bus.

Democrats say they will impeach Noem if she is not fired.

Measles outbreak surges. Spread the word. open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...

27.01.2026 22:45 — 👍 661    🔁 193    💬 47    📌 14
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Lee Stedman on Instagram: "1/27/26 @ 12:30pm - Urgent Updates ICE is ramping up activities today, following Greg Bovino's Demotion from Commander at Large of Border Patrol. The following areas are s... 3,007 likes, 72 comments - ghost_lee19 on January 27, 2026: "1/27/26 @ 12:30pm - Urgent Updates ICE is ramping up activities today, following Greg Bovino's Demotion from Commander at Large of Border ...

ICE/CBP are back on their bullshit

www.instagram.com/reel/DUBkjHv...

27.01.2026 20:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Walz: I think Kristi Noem probably should go back to South Dakota, not have any dogs, and just kind of ride things out

27.01.2026 20:20 — 👍 23090    🔁 4760    💬 1202    📌 442

We are not fucked. We’re just learning how to fight back.

27.01.2026 20:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Here's what ICE is up to in Northeast Minneapolis today. Absolutely heartbreaking.

Warning: video is hard to watch

27.01.2026 19:48 — 👍 9041    🔁 5432    💬 846    📌 893
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Lee Stedman on Instagram: "1/27/26 @ 12:30pm - Urgent Updates ICE is ramping up activities today, following Greg Bovino's Demotion from Commander at Large of Border Patrol. The following areas are s... 2,748 likes, 66 comments - ghost_lee19 on January 27, 2026: "1/27/26 @ 12:30pm - Urgent Updates ICE is ramping up activities today, following Greg Bovino's Demotion from Commander at Large of Border ...

In spite of everything that’s happened in the past 24 hours, ICE is ramping up again in Minnesota

www.instagram.com/reel/DUBkjHv...

27.01.2026 20:22 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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"This is how authoritarianism operates: one hand pulls the strings, the other takes the blame. The architects stay clean. The enforcers take the fall."

27.01.2026 15:22 — 👍 117    🔁 62    💬 16    📌 7

The Trump administration is considering measures to force regime change in Cuba, including options that would sever the country’s oil imports, potentially through a naval blockade.

27.01.2026 19:49 — 👍 92    🔁 51    💬 20    📌 7

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