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Editor @nintendolife. Lover of games, coffee, yellow socks. He/him. Profile pic by @jonkristinsson. Keep your eye on the donut and not on the hole.

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A screenshot of Donkey Kong Bananza showing DK at the bottom standing before a giant seated figure with only its feet visible. The giant is wearing a pair of dope white sneakers with pink, green and yellow accents.

A screenshot of Donkey Kong Bananza showing DK at the bottom standing before a giant seated figure with only its feet visible. The giant is wearing a pair of dope white sneakers with pink, green and yellow accents.

Worth every cent, this game

01.08.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The artistic freedom of game developers is fundamental to games as a cultural medium. Any restrictions improsed by payment service providers or games platforms must not exceed the legal limits.
In Germany, thanks in part to the USK, clear, binding and established rules apply that must be adhered to. Furthermore, creative forms of expressions or certain themes in games, such as diversity, must not be targeted by individual interests or campaigns from particularly vocal groups, as is currently observed on Steam or itch.io. The terms and conditions of global payment service providers such as Visa, Mastercard, or Paypal must not conflict with European values such as freedom of expression or artistic freedom.
We therefore call on the companies involved to design their rules and offerings in a manner that ensures complicance with applicable laws and prevents overblocking. 

Signed, 
Felix Falk, 
Managing Director of GAME

The artistic freedom of game developers is fundamental to games as a cultural medium. Any restrictions improsed by payment service providers or games platforms must not exceed the legal limits. In Germany, thanks in part to the USK, clear, binding and established rules apply that must be adhered to. Furthermore, creative forms of expressions or certain themes in games, such as diversity, must not be targeted by individual interests or campaigns from particularly vocal groups, as is currently observed on Steam or itch.io. The terms and conditions of global payment service providers such as Visa, Mastercard, or Paypal must not conflict with European values such as freedom of expression or artistic freedom. We therefore call on the companies involved to design their rules and offerings in a manner that ensures complicance with applicable laws and prevents overblocking. Signed, Felix Falk, Managing Director of GAME

GAME, the German game industry trade association, released this *damn* good statement on the unjust NSFW game takedowns

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29.07.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2087    ๐Ÿ” 889    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

This Badgey captures me

29.07.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A PAL copy of the Activisionโ€™s Fantastic 4 for GameCube.

A PAL copy of the Activisionโ€™s Fantastic 4 for GameCube.

Finger on the pulse as ever

28.07.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Anakin riding atop a cow-like alien creature on a glade in Attack of the Clones.

Anakin riding atop a cow-like alien creature on a glade in Attack of the Clones.

Anakin has just fallen off the cow-thing from Attack of the Clones. Subtitle text reads:
[Bellowing]
Oh, woah!
[Grunting]

Anakin has just fallen off the cow-thing from Attack of the Clones. Subtitle text reads: [Bellowing] Oh, woah! [Grunting]

Without changing a single line of dialogue, the AOTC romance would have been 50% more believable if George had chosen some cute goat things or bunnies over these lumpen turd makers.

23.07.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A PAL copy of Steel Diver for Nintendo 3DS

A PAL copy of Steel Diver for Nintendo 3DS

Random Game Saturday entry. Picked this up recently but havenโ€™t played it yet. Gotta love a holo-cover.

19.07.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thereโ€™s something cathartic atm about โ€˜Punchโ€™ and โ€˜high-fiveโ€™ being only contexts for Bananzaโ€™s context-sensitive button.

19.07.2025 07:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was the only person who showed up to a listening party for this album in DC the week before release, so the WB rep just gave me the promo CD.

I took it back to the rooftop of my apartment building, got incredibly high, and listened on my headphones.

16.07.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Finally, I can post this video I've been hanging on to since somebody sent it to me.

14.07.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2988    ๐Ÿ” 1144    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 90
Wil Wheaton and Patrick Stewart on the set of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Wil Wheaton and Patrick Stewart on the set of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Happy 85th birthday, Captain!

13.07.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2493    ๐Ÿ” 172    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
USS Enterprise G model with internal lighting, painted with windows scratched out. Lower saucer, secondary hull and deflector dish are visible.

USS Enterprise G model with internal lighting, painted with windows scratched out. Lower saucer, secondary hull and deflector dish are visible.

USS Enterprise G model with internal lighting viewed from behind.

USS Enterprise G model with internal lighting viewed from behind.

USS Enterprise G model with internal lighting viewed from beneath. Light leaks around the bottom panel are visible.

USS Enterprise G model with internal lighting viewed from beneath. Light leaks around the bottom panel are visible.

Trying to get back to this after a couple of months away.

It seems like it should be an easy job, but scratching windows out is a long and hazardous process if you want them clean. Iโ€™m 95% there, but next up is some extensive touch-up before a sealing coat.

13.07.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A copy of Donkey Kong Jungle Beat for GameCube.

A copy of Donkey Kong Jungle Beat for GameCube.

Worst game to play when the kids have just gone to bed? Iโ€™ll go first:

12.07.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™d speculate that deflectors are only active (by default) at warp speeds & duranium hulls make ships sufficiently durable to withstand sublight impacts. At least enough to not be worth expending power for aesthetics.

Then again, what happens to a dust particle when it hits a warp bubble!? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜„

02.07.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We all like to think weโ€™d have swaggered into the chair, issued the orders, and given Kirk a nod. But weโ€™d all have shat ourselves like Harriman. Iโ€™m willing to bet he grew into the role, like all the best โ€˜uns. ๐Ÿ––

29.06.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tiny Chef announces his show has been cancelled at Nickelodeon after 2 seasons and 41 episodes.

24.06.2025 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3000    ๐Ÿ” 786    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 118    ๐Ÿ“Œ 885
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Happy 29th Birthday N64 and thank you to, the sadly missed, Jason Brookes for organising some kind of dodgy midnight deal in Tokyo to get some of us consoles from the back of a truck the night before launch (well, that was the legend, anyway). Glad it all lead to N64 Mag, too.

23.06.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the first year weโ€™ve turned comments off on select articles. We donโ€™t take the decision lightly & we donโ€™t like doing it.

But I have to consider the associated workload & mental health of my staff. Frankly, with everything thatโ€™s happening in 2025, I decided to head BS off at the pass.

23.06.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A man in a white t-shirt holding a Switch 2 console in front of a mirror with Joy-Con controllers attached back-to-front.

Mario Kart Worldโ€™s menu screen is seen on the screen in the reflection.

A man in a white t-shirt holding a Switch 2 console in front of a mirror with Joy-Con controllers attached back-to-front. Mario Kart Worldโ€™s menu screen is seen on the screen in the reflection.

Finally worked out how to unlock mirror mode

12.06.2025 10:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a Switch 2 user profile screen showing playtime for several games. The entry for Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour reads: โ€œPlayed for 10 hours or moreโ€

A screenshot of a Switch 2 user profile screen showing playtime for several games. The entry for Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour reads: โ€œPlayed for 10 hours or moreโ€

Ha, I just checked and apparently I crossed the threshold with it ๐Ÿ˜„

08.06.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A little bit spaced from sleep deprivationโ€ฆbut. This might be my greatest gaming achievement? ๐Ÿซ 

07.06.2025 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So proud of the @nintendolife.com team and their work today. Conditions have been let's-say-'suboptimal' for launch-period console coverage, and they're knocking it out of the park, as always. Exciting stuff to come.

Now, sleep.

05.06.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Switch 2 Mario Kart World bundle ready to be unboxed

A Switch 2 Mario Kart World bundle ready to be unboxed

Finally! Get in

05.06.2025 12:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Switch Home menu screen showing No Manโ€™s Sky downloading after being bought  discounted, with a free Switch 2 upgrade available tmrw, on Switch 2 launch day.

A Switch Home menu screen showing No Manโ€™s Sky downloading after being bought discounted, with a free Switch 2 upgrade available tmrw, on Switch 2 launch day.

Because with 25ish launch games and hardware arriving on launch day, why not sneak in a cheeky 26th?

04.06.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man laying on a bed wearing a blue shirt that says hawaii Alt: A man laying on a bed wearing a blue shirt. His frown turns to a smile, and then back again.
04.06.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Switch 2 carry case on a table with a Switch 2 screen protector resting on top.

Switch 2 carry case on a table with a Switch 2 screen protector resting on top.

Something pretty key is missing.

04.06.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you so much! Iโ€™ve been looking for decent reference for ages for a ship model stand idea I have. Is this exactly the same as the Ent-D Obs Lounge panels?

29.05.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Underside of a 1/1400 scale model of the USS Enterprise G, lit with various light leaks that need fixing.

Underside of a 1/1400 scale model of the USS Enterprise G, lit with various light leaks that need fixing.

Rear shot of a 1/1400 USS Enterprise G modelwith some window masks removed.

Rear shot of a 1/1400 USS Enterprise G modelwith some window masks removed.

Thereโ€™s a lot of swearing right now while scraping out windows every time I slip and scratch the paint. Itโ€™ll look FINE after the touch ups and sealing coat.๐Ÿคž

26.05.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always liked this one. The hubris, the regret, the far-reaching effects of big mistakes, plus the neat makeup. Maybe top 3 S1 episodes?

23.05.2025 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Shot of a 1/1400 scale model of the USS Enterprise G with most of the paint masks removed from the top of the saucer to reveal a subtle โ€˜Aztecโ€™ pattern.

Shot of a 1/1400 scale model of the USS Enterprise G with most of the paint masks removed from the top of the saucer to reveal a subtle โ€˜Aztecโ€™ pattern.

Still a long way to go, but Iโ€™m so happy with how this is turning out. A super subtle effect, well worth the time & effort ๐Ÿ˜…

21.05.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Times are tough, have an (in-progress) Enterprise. #StarTrek

21.05.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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