Danny 🦎🏳️‍⚧️

You can see how tired I am from the message I sent his parent on ClassDojo lmaoooo

15.02.2025 03:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At 10 am, one of my kids lost a tooth, so I sent him to the nurse to get a tooth box and had him put it in his backpack (TAPED SHUT) bc parents are INTENSE about teeth.
At 2:30pm, he comes up to me and says, "I swallowed my tooth"
Mfer took it OUT OF THE BAG AND PUT IT BACK IN HIS MOUTH

15.02.2025 03:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A text that is purple with white text on a black background, and the text reads, "Wash commits a war crime and Locus gets so turned on that he immediately dies."

In honor of Burnie buying back Rooster Teeth, here's a great text from a friend right after we finished season 12 of RvB....

07.02.2025 02:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sitting at a bar with a friend, and said bar has 5-6 gender neutral bathrooms w/ one big sink outside, and this old lady who was talking to us said, "I hate going over there and being around all that man penis. Lady penis is fine, but men are weird." I was dying

02.02.2025 18:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I send a lot of Mass Effect screenshots to my friend, cuz he's interested in it but doesn't play games, and he was like, damn dude you're always asking about Garrus. So we made this 😭

02.02.2025 00:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yoooooo I've always had this giant bald patch in the leg hair of my right calf, and now that I'm on T it's actually starting to grow hair lmaoooo
Like it was noticeable that people have asked me if it was scar tissue and that's why it didn't grow hair 😭😭

01.02.2025 21:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Explaining dead femshep statue discourse to my friend who doesn't play games, but he enjoys watching me play Mass Effect lmao

27.01.2025 05:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I moved from SC to near Philly, and the amount of people who straight up just say, "You're not from here" when I introduce myself is wild lmao

27.01.2025 05:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Commander John Shepard of Mass Effect viewed through textured glass. This causes his face to be distorted such that his mouth looks squiggly, his ear is sticking out twice as far, there is a dent in his head, his nose is stretched out, and one eye is lower than the other

The camera angle switched and showed Shepard through the wavy glass of the prisons they were keeping the indoctrinated Salarians in and uhh..... This was the view

25.01.2025 16:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0