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I want all photos to be lit this way

You are RUTHLESS for this one

Three of these were random darts thrown at the board. My highest uniqueness for a Toronto column ever.

Me before movie: it’s directed by John Hughes, how bad could it be?

Me, on @letterboxd.social 40 minutes before movie is finished:

YouTube video by Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell AI Slop Is Killing Our Channel

youtu.be/_zfN9wnPvU0?...

Timestamps: 1:09 and 7:55

Huge channel. Usually it’s awesome, but this made me go hmmm when I saw that character appear twice.

The AI slop monster in the new Kurzgesagt video is looking a little Swan Boy-y to me @bransonreese.bsky.social

Goin on an absolute TEAR here on threads

Well that’s the LAST THING we need!

Post a movie with a terrible rotten tomatoes score you like.

This one is on my top 20. De Palma is the king.

I was today years old when I realized I can’t remember more than two Wild Defensemen

They literally chose the ultimate “text my ex” sad movie

More like Bob Walk @jonbois.bsky.social

Let’s talk Asteroid City sometime

what can be greater than playing a game of golf with a gator? Man so many things

I had a dream that Always Sunny got moved to DailyMotion

Jake Johnson is so funny in the Monopoly Go ad it’s making it okay to eat McDonald’s

Daniel 🤝 Drazilian
Day Lewis Drutt Lift

Hey @avalanche.bsky.social I have an idea for marketing the team.

Have each player look into the camera and sincerely say “I am a snowflake.”

And once the entire team has stated that they are snowflakes, have MacKinnon come on and say “Prepare to see what a legion of snowflakes is capable of.”

YouTube video by matias perez Mc Hammer-Addams family groove

Addams Family had the better rap song though youtu.be/WRAg_bjxTPg?...

Gay Marriage Does Not Interfere With Straight Marriage.

Furthermore, trust funny sketch comedy people to make good ass horror

Evergreen thread

Agreed. Recent examples at my nights:

1. Theatre guy doing the lounge Wonderwall
2. Shy lovely dork doing Born to be Wild
3. My friend (who’s not on Threads, sorry man) doing 10 minute My Chemical Romance song
4. Old dude doing a perfect Elvis impression… five times (honestly this one was on me)

Reply to this thread if you’d like to talk more about how Eddington is a modern What About Bob

While I don’t want the hosts to miss any more episodes, this last @getplayedpod.bsky.social was so engaging that I’d love to hear detailed storytime solo eps from @heathercampbell.bsky.social and @mattapodaca.bsky.social

I got my poutine on at the 10 PM Eddington

The movies have missed ya!

Happy Pride!

I know it’s reductive to tell someone to “smile more” but maybe they should do an ugly Sonicification in post so the Springsteen biopic isn’t all sullen Frownie Face McGee