Glenn Esq.

Life imitating art (depressing)

youtu.be/tIsXEkR5OVs?...

I hope Drake hired one of those "we don't get paid until you get paid" law firms

Keep in mind a good amount of the judges he is talking about were appointed by Republican presidents.

He put in work on his run to peddle transition in the offseason and it’s exciting to see it pay off.

Free speech for the Right is all about that hard R.

I'm going to be honest, this is literally indistinguishable from their daily rhetoric and explicit political plans involving industrial scale violence and torture which they have already been carrying out.

blue cheese w bacon is 🔥🔥

a man sitting in a car with the words it 's happening isn 't it written above him ALT: a man sitting in a car with the words it 's happening isn 't it written above him

Oregon gonna hang a hundred.

Guys, if this is your first overrated Texas disappointment welcome to college football. Just wait till you hear about A&M.

Assault with a deli weapon.

"If Republican policies are popular, why do they need to re-draw these maps? Why can't they just run on their policies?"

Texas State Rep. James Talarico

They calling you SPED buddy

Because at a time when normal folk are dismissing archaic sex-based roles in society, we got dummies still clinging to ‘what a woman can and cannot do’ theatrics and it’s tiresome and stupid and nobody worth damn remotely gives a fuck what these traditionalist motherfuckers think.

I hope the ancestors tear his a** up.

The truth is you’re a lot closer to being unhoused and poor than you are to being in the 1%.

Don’t shame people. Chose your side wisely, b/c like it or not our two groups are on a collision course fr.

Co-existence is no longer possible.

He loves getting flew’d out
Lies about where his money comes from
Has a terrible personality but no one will kick him out
He’s unreliable AF
Loves rich guys
Won’t do shit for anyone unless they have money
He’s always on vacation

Ted Cruz is really living like a bad bitch

Guys, I get today’s news paints an unsavory and uncertain outlook for the future, but have you thought about day drinking?

When I decided to become an Attorney, I thought my work would also be super serious—tell me why my work duties yesterday required that I make a TikTok account and basically scroll on there all day+take notes💀💀

Dan- by your own logic your previous statement is also “invalid rhetoric”- just FYI.

Loser ass car fr lmao

Meet the 1984 version of Kansas State’s Willie the Wildcat.

Pete hegseth always sounds like he’s arguing with the bouncer

He’s just such a whiny little bitch.

Now to drive 200 miles for a settlement hearing- gotta love being the most recently licensed attorney at the firm 😭😭

A transferred portal graphic for the game Portal with the Sickos face on the character

The Transfer Portal is open?

Skyline for breakfast feels like an extreme gamble for my morning.