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@socketproctor.bsky.social

23. he/they movie enjoyer, pro wrestling critic, eagles fan. strong opinions, no filter. probably laughing at something ridiculous

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Latest posts by socketproctor.bsky.social on Bluesky

my top 4 feels solid, but my overall top 10 list is very fluid. can look pretty different any given day based on what i'm feeling and whose tape im watching thats really impressing me lately. funk steamboat and hashimoto may go top 10 proper soon

29.11.2024 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

honorable mentions in no particular order

terry funk
shinya hashimoto
kagetsu
katsuyori shibata
ricky steamboat
bret hart
meiko satomura
jumbo tsuruta
ric flair
blue panther

29.11.2024 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ten wrestlers to get to know me

cm punk
yoshihiro takayama
eddie guerrero
bull nakano
genichiro tenryu
hiroshi tanahashi
jon moxley
bryan danielson
toshiaki kawada
KENTA

29.11.2024 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

need AEW to offer a commentary free audio track when they move to max because watching that bit of the match with no commentary was actually weirdly enjoyable

28.11.2024 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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darby allin and brody king hours. thank the lord

28.11.2024 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mariah may not beating the fraudulent allegations anytime soon given how much her feud partners carry her

28.11.2024 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the hayter and aminata pairing fucks so hard

28.11.2024 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The feeling will only be restored when Jamie Hayter is the champion again.

28.11.2024 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€’ undisputed kingdom melodrama continuing
β€’ cole and max feud continuing
β€’ kyle isn't in the C2 because he's the next guy up for max to beat

28.11.2024 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wrestling community needs to have a serious discussion about how much it sucks to watch wrestling as an art form when a large portion of live paying crowds that contribute to the experience just want to get themselves over with their irony-poisoned dogshit. it's happening way more than it should be

28.11.2024 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

love that it was a major element they tried to sell that darby fucked up the death rider's truck, and they just aired a promo for world's end that shows them all mobbed up in either a new truck or the same one

i hate how wishy washy they are on which storytelling consequences are worth caring about

28.11.2024 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think 2024 chris jericho is unorinically the worst wrestler in the world. like, an actual talentless vortex that makes everything around him worse. there's nothing engaging about him and he gets zero reactions these days. why is he still holding a belt and booked so strongly, what tf are we doing

28.11.2024 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they went 'oh this match was so great during the last jericho ROH title run lets do it again!'

but ishii is a year plus older and slower, and learning tree jericho is by far his worst ever incarnation. they caught lightning in a bottle once and now all they're catching is just a few drops of rain

28.11.2024 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this jericho and ishii match is actual fucking dogshit. what the fuck are they doing

28.11.2024 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THAT'S A REAL WORKER RIGHT THERE

25.11.2024 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oddly paced but actually somewhat fitting ending to a butt ass boring show. mox v orange was the only thing even close to worth my time

24.11.2024 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cannot put into words how much jon moxley is pretty much the sole thing keeping my interest in this company alive

24.11.2024 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh this is VIOLENT violent. god bless jon moxley, the best wrestler in the world rn

24.11.2024 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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me when i hear that music kick in

24.11.2024 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time to Lock The Fuck In

24.11.2024 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

love big bobbo but this show has been a fuckin snoozefest

24.11.2024 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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foot stomp through the table after slow paced psychological match #4 in a row on this card

24.11.2024 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

why did AEW pick up ricochet. did it do anything good for them

24.11.2024 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what if jack perry was gay and instead of β€œscapegoat” his armband said β€œfaggot”

24.11.2024 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

an absolute failure of a title reign for jack perry, the scapegoat gimmick is fucking dogshit and this guy is fucking done, but my god the people actually fucking care for daniel garcia and rightfully so, he's fucking got IT. #aewfullgear #aew

24.11.2024 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thank christ

jack perry please put the goat costume in the fucking garbage where it belongs

24.11.2024 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AEW's complete overfocus on melodrama and Wrestling as Cinema is fucking infuriating. and they do it all the time

jack perry and daniel garcia can have a good match, i know they can. but greasegoat is greasegoat and garcia has to do this dumb high school theater shit. ugh. fucking christ

24.11.2024 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

daniel garcia please murder greasegoat in five minutes with a dragontamer and save me from this nightmare

24.11.2024 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so i take a phone call in the middle of the tag match and im rewarded upon return by legwork in a jay white and hangman match, masturbatory ospreay and fletch shenanigans, and another clumsy and underwhelming women's title angle? come on. what are we doing here man

24.11.2024 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

kyle fletcher is so butt ass dude how does anyone seriously see a future for this dork

24.11.2024 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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