Brian Artschwager

What is the secret to Slack’s mark as read? Do I have to whisper sweet nothings while reading the messages?

What do you do? I catalog the internet by putting in ssl inspection exceptions into our zscaler configuration. I’m the first customer to have this problem with every known service.

Why have a website if you are just going to email me pdfs that tell me to email forms to another email address? Guess which insurance company.

Google home and nest are absolute trash. It’s actually quite amazing. Like a willful level of disfunction.

I didn’t have Elon Musk does the nazi salute on day 1 for my bingo card.

Happy Inauguration Day President Musk!

Zscaler made my dog sick.

I deployed it to you in Intune... it should get to your machine in the next 1-24 hours

You can attempt a sync in the Company Portal or shake your Etch A Sketch

Is anyone else embarrassed by Zscaler's admin console page load times? When Chrome says "I think the page died... you want to wait".

100 lines of Rust. Written by AI.

Did I just achieve junior developer?

“It’s not night time in front yard” and other things toddlers say.

Post-it notes at scale

Look at all the new Slack features, no really... LOOK AT THEM. So how do I turn off the nag notifications? "We noticed you have lots of DMs". "How many people work in your company?"

We already have a working POC of a boat made out of cardboard.

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Anyone using Opal.dev? looks fun, in a "rebuild your organizations concept of identity" sort of way.

"That would never work here"
"alright... i wont bring it up anymore"