Adam Lear

A drawing of three speed skaters (by me!) One is wearing red and white with black accents and the caption "Guy who is either Canadian or Swiss or Austrian or Japanese or Polish or Danish" One is wearing red white and blue and is labeled "Guy who is either American or Norwegian or French or Czech or Slovakian or Slovenian or British" One is wearing neon orange and labeled Guy who is UNDENIABLY DUTCH

God bless the Dutch for this

A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy

Tailspin Ale Fest - Louisville's Winter Warmer Let's be real, it's a beer drinking event. You're going to want to buy a Potty Party Pass (IYKYK). Private Potty Passes provide your group with their own private port-o-potty, accessible ONLY to you and those with whom you share the padlock code. That's right, you have your own port-a-potty secured with a padlock and you're the only person with the code. Get your tickets and passes at tailspinalefest.com.

now this is innovation

A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?" And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards." And you know what? He is.' Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.

I never noticed this either.

A screenshot of WhatsApp: Ash: Sebastián, I have one very pressing question. Sebastián Di Martino: Let me know Ash: Are jaguar soft? Sebastián Di Martino: They are very soft (two hearts on the answer)

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

coworker just dropped "chili is goated when winter slop if the vibe" and i don't think i've ever read a more innocent online-poisoned sentence

oh shit tomorrow is circle back day already

THANK YOU

"hit it" ... nothing happens lmao, sad times

@pwhlsirens.bsky.social bring back the janky wind-up siren at the stadium, the orb is too polished even if the timing worked lol

Conversation with Claude about tracery parsers, and it advises me to look at kate comptons parser, to which i reply “but Doctor i am kate compton”

Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’

Got straight up gaslit by Gemini today lol

It always surprises and annoys me that "vermilion" is a shade of red because it really sounds like it should be green

It’s been 0️⃣ days since I’ve had to think about DHH

who called it a Kubernetes penetration test and not a clusterfuck

Philomena Cunk against a collection of classical statues. "Antigone's death is even more tragic than it actually is, which makes her a tragic hero"

Philomena Cunk looking thoughtful. "Goya continued to paint tapestries until 1792 when serious illness left him dead for life"

Philomena Cunk looking thoughtfully into the distance. "Society is slowly becoming more contemporary now"

Philomena Cunk looking into camera on a beach. "Diderot's Tahiti represents a typical male fantasy in which attractive young women are eager to engage in sexual activity with the French"

@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.

Sign for furniture showroom that reads SHACK OF SIT

As for my favourite spoonerized business name, it will never not be this furniture showroom in New Zealand...

In a stunning moment of erotic fervour, calculator demands BOOBS.

Road sign, two directions: "doing what you need to do", and "doing what you want to do", car underneath between the two directions upside down and on fire, "ADHDers somehow doing neither"

Help

wife absolutely crushed due to lack of shredded cheese

happy 5 year anniversary of shredded cheese sad wife to all who celebrate

Selfie of Dan. He has a White Jesus look. Ooh, isn’t he handsome! He’s wearing a black and white trucker hat with his son’s handprints in red on the top and “DAD” on the brim.

Thank you to my son and his day care for this terrifying Father’s Day gift.

I wonder if they got away with deez

🎵 life is like a hurricane /
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶

Cartoon drawing of various animals with sausage bodies, sausage dog, sausage camel, sausage crab ...

Everyone loves sausage dogs, but are you familiar with the other sausage animals? Here's a handy guide.

If you like this cartoon, I can draw one for you. www.worldofmoose.com/products/sau...

Remember in the early days of the internet how it screamed every time we logged on? We should have paid attention to that.

Cassian Andor is flying a freighter through the eye of Aldahni, the shimmering fragments burning through the atmosphere in a deadly kaleidoscope. The caption reads " 'jail isn't real," i assure myself as i close my eyes andd ram the hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco"

In honor of the Andor trailer out today, I today repost my greatest online achievement: The Andor Characters as Dril Tweets series. I'm going to put them out as I get spare time over the next couple days, as I'm going to put alt text on them too. Starting with the man himself

CASSIAN ANDOR

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

new insane tech job listing just dropped

I think, more than ever, these words from Mr. Rogers hold as true as the day he spoke them.

It's really wild when you sit down and think about it, that really, the only actual idea that demonstrably is elon musk's own, entirely, and not him buying a company to do something, is "there should be a website called X" and that has been his definitive life's work, his real driving passion