Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦🇺🇦

Show me your quick getaway vehicle!

Fuck man he has a boat. Of course he has a boat.

hello blueskyers 👋 a little about me. i didnt go to school. i believe that the earth was created in 1901. i once played diablo 2 at a PC Bang for so long that i died. i want to eat 30 bowls of mi goreng ramen

I love Keanu but this one is easy

one of the very few perfect action movies - the whole series is great but the original is a masterpiece on every level, from character establishment to set pieces

How I think it feels to see me come up in your feeds

youtu.be/q3s56_mCEoM?...

It's supposed to be in the basement!

I got a flu booster today and it made me reflect on the sense of national accomplishment I felt when I drove to a public facility, waited in my car until my number was called on an app, and got my first covid jab. It's fucked the right gets to erase what a moment of technological liberation that was

The aluminum benches on the 1B side are forever tattooed into my ass.

a referee with the number 53 on his back is standing in front of a group of football players Alt: Kerwin Bell spikes the ball into his own dick celebrating a touchdown before getting shoved in the face by an opposing player.

Never underestimate the Argos ability to shoot themselves in the dick.

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Hey, whatever works. Thanks!

Share away, my man

Cosplayer dressed as Captain Proton from Star Trek Voyager

Captain Proton to the rescue!

#StarTrek #STLV

McCoy from TOS his hands in a prayer pose with a large clear device on his head

logging on

There's something happening here

3.4oz (100mL) or less when travelling

Been awhile since I got an airplane in front of the moon. Tonight I got two, and one was even good! #SturgeonMoon

Join the club

Haha, that's what hats are for

Doesn't it always?

Yes, yes she was. Everything I like gets cancelled too soon!

I'd let her terminate me any day.

My favorite doctor and companion.

Incredible tie-in opportunity for this

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In case you forgot, I am Thrain, son of Thror, grandson of Dain.

Welcome to the heavyweight bout, @smaug.lonely.mountain

This is a two m——AUUUGGH [is devoured]

a picture of a young spotted doe turned facing the camera set against a wooded background with very shallow depth of field the doe’s mouth is slightly ajar making it appear that it is saying something sassy

met a spunky lil doe who decided to model for me

Do you have to return it in the same condition or?

Decided? That's natural evolution, baby