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So long as I get sponsorship money from bic!

Hell yeh

They stopped making those candy cigarettes I used to give out at Halloween so now I have no choice but to hand out the real ones to kids instead

YouTube video by Bauhaus - Topic Bela Lugosi's Dead (Official Version)

FUCK, I gotta post this before Halloween is gone

How about a Blair Warlock for the ladies

I disagree w/ his cause but I admire his tenacity of will

In exchange for pierogis?! Doesn’t sound like a fair deal to me

A pumpkin carved with the face of the animated character Brak

BRAK O LANTERN

Oh god I hope you don’t live anywhere near Alan Dershowitz

Three pumpkins, two carved with Minecraft creeper faces, another just some traditional cartoony face idk they’re lit up

I’d like to introduce u all to my pumpkin family

a little 7oz highlife

one per child please

"so i get how to *break* laws... how do i reverse-engineer that process? like is there a set of instructions that tells me how do the exact opposite of breaking laws?"

i did say that in yosemite sam's voice, good response!

oooooh you rascal!!

(heckler in back) how else would you ever get new notifications, jackass!

I'd genuinely rather see the like button removed than see a dislike button added

Added "watch a Vincent Price movie" to that list for tonight also

Vincent Price's head in a black & white still with the caption "there'll be food and drink and ghosts and perhaps even a few murders"

For anyone needing a Halloween checklist, here is mine

also going w/ the several cheesecakes option

u're beautiful....

They stopped making those candy cigarettes I used to give out at Halloween so now I have no choice but to hand out the real ones to kids instead

Leaving out a bowl full of sugar & aspartame packets marked "vegan & gluten-free" for all the trick-or-treaters w/ special dietary needs

Yessir, that is correct, I do my very own didacting, that is what an autodidact is

Look, buddy, I'll follow 500 of your mutuals, & thousands of others but I absolutely draw the line at following you in particular back

That r sound in "colonel" really does just sneak up on you, doesn't it

Two pumpkins, one larger than the other, both with crudely drawn creeper (Minecraft) designs drawn on them in black sharpie

Happy Halloween bout to carve some freakin’ low-effort creeper jack of lanterns

that's what i thought. a cozy little place!

A close up of a bearded man’s face above a caption that says “Godzilla is inside each one of us”

Preach the fuckin gospel, fella

I’ve been straight cookin’ all night, the numbers lie

Thought it was a battleship