Brandon 🚷

a screenshot from Ricki Lake with the chyron “wants to tell his valentine crush she has “bodacious bazongas”

if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today

The inversion of electorial responsibilities by American libeerals is extremely bizarre to me. It's a mentality that Democrats cannot fail voters, the voters fail Democrats. If "your guy" didn't win it has nothing to do with the guy and everything to do with a disobedient electorate.

they need more training

And you want to be my latex salesman.

Interesting that a Braden would want to disguise their name...

as a communist, i want to put the people who created this situation as well as their propagandists in labour camps

Save Draft is killing my process (typing out and then deleting tweets)

I love when people discover that something watched on a schedule by 20 million people like E.R. is good actually

The important line here is "earlier today the owners confirmed they will not move forward with a sale to ICE."

Direct action works.

[tears welling up] acab [quick sharp breaths] includes [snot approaching eruption] dr. abbott

love to see Pitt Joy laying the groundwork for the Pitt House spinoff

Traitors fans are trying to make Real Housewife a protected class

Headline: James Van Der Beek will be remembered for Dawson's Creek, but his best work was far funnier and odder

Will he? Kinda seems like everyone is tripping over themselves to celebrate all his other work. Nothing about spending 6 young years as the star of a show about growing up.

gallup getting the last poll

noooo

The ongoing crash-out over Bad Bunny is a grimly amusing illustration that the only upshot of the infinite growth death drive all these people worship is that it’s incompatible with their equally held desire for a world that caters exclusively to 50M at most of the most inbred white dipshits

When I mentioned to Talarico that statements such as “God is nonbinary” could present a problem for him, he said he thinks Republicans would have a much harder time turning his race into a referendum on divisive cultural issues in the way they did in 2024, because the dominant issues of 2026 will be the economy and the cost of living. “We’re always focused on what happened in the last election,” Talarico said. Especially, he noted, the stream of out-of-town reporters in their shiny new cowboy boots. Talarico said he can predict what the national press is going to ask: “It’s trans athletes, the ‘God is nonbinary’ thing.” (I felt seen. Or exposed.)

lol talarico kind of got this guy's ass
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

Invoking wealthy class solidarity to excuse sex crimes against children is sorta the Epstein Class in a nutshell

my only celebrity encounters are not noticing I'm near a celebrity, most mundane being when I walked into a used bookstore and the cashier tells me the guy exiting behind me was "the guy from Better Call Saul" meaning Michael McKean

FDA won’t review Moderna application for first mRNA-based flu vaccine The decision, which shocked company officials, comes as the FDA says it will take a stricter approach to federal vaccine approvals.

So the feds ARE NOT considering an mRNA vaccine for the flu, which could save countless lives, but ARE backing research into whether horse dewormer can cure cancer, because the right views vaccines as elite and ivermectin as populist.

Cool.
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...

This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.

That could be a fun game. You poke around some point in alt history and you're stuck there until you figure out what the inflection point was, starting with an easy one (different war victor) and eventually you have to backform Bulgarian America.

my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to

‘Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September Seamus Culleton has been in a detention facility in Texas for nearly five months despite having no criminal record

And here is my story: ‘Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September

www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...

Post a banger not in English:

maybe they should try wielding some political power for a change instead of expecting tweens and older to clean everything up for them

"10 year olds have never lived in a pre Trump America" okay? neither have I?

clifford the big red booth

Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.