Isoh

Nyehehehe, hey Lois! Blame this on the misfortunes of your birth!

Time has changed

burt's shrimp lip balm parody ad in an onion newspaper

really appreciating the onion as physical media.

Vampires should always be wearing winter gear and/or cloaks or blankets or warm clothes. They can't go out in the sun & bleeding out feels like freezing more than being drained of life, so until you have enough blood back in you, it's freezing even at normal room temp. Being a vampire'd be freezing!

Getting progressively angrier as a launcher requires an account

Could work

a lot. Like, meatloaf is p good and Idk why shows are so hard on it. If anyone's got any ideas on how to make vegetarian meatloaf hmu, that would be awesome to back pocket into the recipes.

Anyway, Friday we got tackled by a cop. This is related to the earlier post about mental health crises.

So, Ig if I have to thank our aunt and uncle for any one thing, in spite of the fact that they cursed us with THE most dramatic fucking irony ever in that they imprisoned us and treated us like Harry fucking Potter of all people for a whole year back in middle school, it's that they made meatloaf

Police should not be answering mental health crisis calls.

i CANNOT stop watching this

Two combat robots lie on the floor, one leaning on the other. They are both wearing dresses.

“Just for a moment, let’s not be weapons.”

credit cards shouldn't tell you what to buy. you're supposed to tell the credit card what to buy. thats the point i think

Lot of wrestling fans on here posting about "marks" and "angles" that should be spending their time reading some "Marx" and "Engels"

They are coming for queer people through payment processors. Queer content, whether adult or not, is hidden and delisted.

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This is fucked up and wrong

Oh my god, a bird

Oh hey, we have that game

Not me wishing this shit was real so the agonizing hell march through the twisting, warped timeline that is my life into yet increasingly more brutal horrors would at least have a purpose and/or a sweet cinematic ending in place of a silent whimper. (Make a quip out of that one, Pinny! Ha!)

me, explaining my hobbies to my significant other

So not this kinda news?

This isn't Abaddomon! Wth?? Oh, my mistake, I thought you said SHOGGOTH baddies

Your use of dithering is astoundingly good

Women are punished more for not forgiving than men are for doing wrong in the first place.

Out here doing the work god wasn't ready nor willing to

Okay, cool and now phantom pains too... I literally just want to crash and fall asleep at this point, but nope, now this...

Damn, saw this, would be nice if our dad was like this, instead we got *gets drunk and watches the Danish Girl a single time, promises to be better, and immediately holds water for when grandpa called me a slur*

a black and white drawing of a person laying on a couch in a dark room . Alt: A black and white drawing of a person wrapped in a blanket, sitting on a couch in a dark room. A mess of trash clutters the floor to the left side of the frame. The person stares into our view for a moment, before collapsing onto the couch and crumpling themselves even tighter.

I wish they'd just let me go back to the psych hospital