Chris Swinger @chrisswinger

I’m glad I got it downloaded on my computer

14.10.2025 11:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*record scratch*

“Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here.”

12.10.2025 17:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry. Antifa got a hold of the tv production here

11.10.2025 09:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Find someone to share in your misery

08.10.2025 01:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trying to figure out how I can watch spooky stuff and hang decorations with a needy newborn

02.10.2025 18:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We’re in hell

01.10.2025 17:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Computer go boom!”

26.09.2025 17:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a computer is on a desk next to a darth vader mask ALT: a computer is on a desk next to a darth vader mask

26.09.2025 09:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*laughs in Barry bonds*

26.09.2025 00:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just when the Niners need him the most

22.09.2025 04:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Right next to “Time Magazine’s Person of the year: 2006”

22.09.2025 04:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Who can ? He’s steamrolled the constitution numerous times, just like he’s never been heals accountable for his dozens of felonies, fraudulent charities, and fraudulent university.

The reach exist in a world of impunity

20.09.2025 07:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reminds me a poll I saw years ago where a group of conservatives thought the majority of government spending went to public broadcasts like NPR and PBS.

These people vote, too

19.09.2025 17:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s the same reason he went in after the NFL during the Kaepernick era. Team owners wouldn’t let him buy the Bills because they knew he was fraud so he carried that vendetta with him

18.09.2025 00:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think this thing is scarier than the xenomorph. It’s the intelligence behind it thats so unnerving

17.09.2025 03:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Run back and forth between them really fast!

17.09.2025 03:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Best commentators in the biz

13.09.2025 07:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a group of men are sitting around a table with one of them saying one of us ! ALT: a group of men are sitting around a table with one of them saying one of us !

12.09.2025 02:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Giants are always accepting new fans

11.09.2025 21:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If Trump dies, I think we have a good chance to bully JD Vance to suicide

06.09.2025 17:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Welcome! Please enjoy our many donut and book establishments if you have the time

05.09.2025 14:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Honestly? Thats works

04.09.2025 22:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The fifth episode is by far my favorite

04.09.2025 03:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a suit and tie is crying and saying `` i 'm fine , it 's fine `` . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is crying and saying `` i 'm fine , it 's fine `` .

Time to hit the road again

03.09.2025 09:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

lol! Hey! Which is it? Do you want edgy or not-porn?

01.09.2025 03:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve done just the king mountain part and it is just so freaking steep. Only 3.2 miles round trip but it takes a while since I have to take so many breathers

01.09.2025 03:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve seen Thunderbolts and Sinners. sinners is the better movie but I probably enjoyed Thunderbolts more

01.09.2025 00:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can I seek compensation for these “stupid eyes” after watching the show repeatedly for twenty-some years?

31.08.2025 08:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s already spooky enough?

27.08.2025 18:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I remember when I moved here in 2018 and the person showing us the apartment we were interested in said that we didn’t need AC as it’s “only got a few days a year here” after we asked

26.08.2025 15:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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