Davis Nguyen

Philadelphia Eagles players meeting this week reportedly culminated with AJ Brown hitting Jalen Hurts over the head with a frying pan and proclaiming, "NOT THE MAMA!"

When confronted about the incident, Brown replied, "I'm the baby, gotta love me!"

Moon going crazy tonight 🌕

Every time I've seen a promo for the TV show 9-1-1, it has always involved some convoluted 9-1-1 emergency scenario.

But I'm listening to the Rotoworld podcast and according to the promo for the season premiere, they are going into muthafucking space for a 9-1-1 emergency 👀👀👀👀

The X micro-blogging platform has already been inundated with Sora videos of you and Jake Browning wrestling Stephen Hawking in a WWF ring, it's broken containment

Selling point is that according to advanced metrics, he's not Jake Browning

Rather have to fight off a life than have to fight off some John Solis knife edge chops

The latest update on Geno Smith is that they had successfully docked their starship with the Event Horizon and Geno was preparing to lead an exploratory party to investigate the derelict craft.

This was five weeks ago

Bretons For other uses, see Breton (Disambiguation). Not to be confused with Beton or Betony. Bretons (from the Ehlnofex "beratu," or "half")[1] are the human descendants who hail from the province of High Ro...

Can't see the name Brenton Strange without thinking of the Bretons from Elder Scrolls

elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Bretons

Gonna need Jameis Winston to become a Bengal asap

The folks when it's JJ Dump Time:
youtu.be/cjTd2nLDr9Y?...

ESPN fantasy app got Josh Allen strutting like Lanky Kong 😭😭😭😭

YouTube video by MovieScenes Sub-Zero freezes Jax's arms | Mortal Kombat (2021) Movie CLIP HD

Arizona Cardinals: We're gonna ride the hot-hand at running back

Emari Demercado:

Jake Browning: Hey, play you for an Ultra?

*five minutes later*

Jake Browning: And shit, ok, fuckin' ... I need like 18 Michelob Ultras

Jaxson off got my Johnson shooting Darts

Hiring an assistant whose sole responsibility is removing the wax covering from my Babybel cheese

Dulin it and Dulin it and Dulin it well
Dulin it and Dulin it and Dulin it well
Dulin it and Dulin it and Dulin it well
I represent Queens, she was raised out in Brooklyn

28 years later after sending Carson Wentz to the British Isles for two weeks:

Dress as a wealthy-looking man made of steel bars and concrete...

which would make you Rich Rebar

Using Sora to fabricate an entire Jaguars vs Titans Thursday Night Football broadcast, then making one of the junior Rotoworld blurb-ers watch & blurb the game

I can imagine

28 years later after sending Carson Wentz to the British Isles for two weeks:

Saw Wet Leg last night. I was walking through a dimly-lit side hallway on my way out and I tripped so hard on the carpet that I had to brace my fall with both hands on the floor.

Immediately sprung up and darted around the corner; wasn't gonna turn around to see if anyone was watching eat shit

"Geno Smith" is an anagram for "something", appropriate because "something" is what bluesky folks need Geno to start doing

Must have the Halloween village setup already

Corky Romanjones

Makes sense since he's backing up Chef BoyarPurdee