EATING SAND

A tan bunny sits inside a pet food dish. A metal fence in the background.

09.12.2025 11:41 — 👍 2100    🔁 393    💬 22    📌 13

mine aren't as bouncy yet, but I still gotta hold em when running downstairs without a bra

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Checkbox: I agree to Extreme Pizza

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I HAVE to build this in Minecraft

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A black bunny on a carpet bites a handwritten sign that reads, "I eat EVERYTHING *om nom nom*."

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good thing I never learnt to drive to begin with

16.11.2025 11:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OH GOD

16.11.2025 11:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

cnn image showing hitler sitting on a desk with his arms crossed with headline “researchers say they have verified and sequenced Hitler’s DNA. a new documentary reveals the findings”

let me be the first to say we should not do a nazi jurassic park

14.11.2025 04:07 — 👍 725    🔁 97    💬 43    📌 15

“Sex champion” sounds like one of those titles people give themselves online right before losing a Mario Kart race. Since you didn’t specify a real person, it’s basically a fictional creature. Picture this: a vaguely mythical gremlin-human hybrid who walks around like they won a trophy nobody saw them earn. Hair doing its own side quest. Eyebrows permanently in “yeah, I bet you wish you were me” mode. A vibe that’s 40% swagger, 40% delusion, and 20% energy drink residue. In other words, it looks exactly like whatever your brain conjures when someone confidently flexes a title nobody asked about.

im not sure what answer I was expecting

14.11.2025 07:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I farted today

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