Leigh K. Hoopes

Respond with the same actor as a hero and villain.

Now they’ve literally removed even the smallest touch of human involvement whatsoever using AI instead of people to create those headlines, copy, graphics, CTAs, etc. Me & most of my friends have moved past agency life, but I worry for any creatives still working within that model. 2/

The only thing new about this is the use of AI—at my last agency we had to create dozens of different combos of headlines, body copy, graphics, CTAs for a single banner ad, and then those would be configured and displayed based on the user data. 1/

Welp, just had my first instance of having to fix (aka completely redo) someone else’s workslop

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When did it become required for me to give a single solitary fuck about EBITDA?
Is it a function of working for a public company that I have to hear this stupid fucking term every other day?
Is it really just a fancy financial term to justify future enshittification?

It’s a little of both—I’ve reduced my overall weekly dose, but I can’t quite figure out the timing/reduced dosing to continue dropping down to maintenance.
I believe I might need to be on some form of this medication for the rest of my life, so I really need a pill version soon!

I’ve gone 2.5 weeks between doses & not only did the good effects wear off by end of week 2, the bad effects came in real hot when I took my next shot.
YMMV, of course, but I’m trying to reduce my dose gradually first and then overall frequency.
It’s going…okay-ish so far?

Nothing but respect for MY CEO

They are COMICALLY hideous, I get uncanny valley vibes whenever I see one IRL.
I saw one in Walnut Hills of all places, but they’re pretty rare in this area (thank goodness).
Just got back from San Francisco, however, and the place is absolutely overrun (to no one’s surprise) 🤮

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Extremely hot take:
Airplane seats shouldn’t recline!
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If there’s one thing I’ve learned in life, it’s this:
Always—always always always ALWAYS—pee before you leave the brewery!
#craftbeer

WELCOME!
I know soooooooo many millennials who have gotten shingles in their 30s & 40s (myself included), it honestly feels a little like a weird conspiracy sometimes???
Like, oh no, you’re 35 & you got shingles?
Too bad you couldn’t get this effective vaccine until you’re 30 years older
OH WELL 🤷

Burnett’s Raspberry vodka and a Big Gulp of Mt. Dew Code Red was my regular libation for a couple of hot semesters there… kind of a miracle I made it to 21 at all???

The only review you need tbh 👇🏻

I CACKLED

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So we’ve been RTO at my job now for four months, and the only thing it’s done is compel coworkers to come in when they’re clearly getting sick and should work from home.

It sounds like I work in a TB ward right now; my skin has been actively crawling for the last two weeks.

Loving the synergy!

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SO MUCH THIS

10/10 Would read!!!

“Your makeup is terrible”

He’ll always be Luchasaurus to me. 🦖 #AEWDynamite

I love our eternally deranged Antoinette Storm as much as the next sicko, but I am SO extremely glad our once and future champion Jamie Hayter is back with a vengeance! Let me chug all that refreshing, hydrating, hard-hitting Hayterade! #AEWDynamite

The triumphant return of Mortimer B. Mortos, Esq.! #AEWDynamite

I’m watching #AEWDynamite live on my hotel room TV and I deeply, DEEPLY miss hearing Taz and @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social’s break/PIP banter 😭

Hot damn I love when Gates of Agony roll up in their traditional cultural gear—too bad Bobby Lashley is straight up about to slap the tattoos off Toa’s chest in like 5 min #aewdynamite

I myself am a big fan of venues where it doesn’t look like the ceiling might collapse at any moment… 👀

Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life:

1. That little tuft of soft fur behind a cat’s ear
2. A drink of cold water after eating a mint
3. Key changes in pop songs
4. Finding a ticklish spot on your un-ticklish partner
5. Falling asleep during a massage

Thanks 💖
I (somewhat miraculously) walked away without even a bruise so far, just some generalized soreness—a huge testament to the quality of Toyota safety technology, even in a 2018 model.
Those airbags did their JOB and did it WELL.

Hi my car got t-boned on my way home from work last night and I have never been so grateful for airbag technology in my life ask me anything

My husband cooks dinner 99.9% of nights, makes a cake of any flavor I want for my birthday each year, and now does laundry w/ the help of a shared Notes doc w/ how to wash each type of clothing & where they all go. Our marriage is, quite frankly, fucking awesome.