Kallan Larsen

wearing my lions sweatshirt with my carhartt beanie so people at the airport know the beanie isn’t performative

what does the M stand for

I need a cigarette (Coke Zero)

Screaming obscenities in the bar over a targeting call in a 17 point game. Football’s back baby.

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social i hate this timeline

this is my son’s first college football game, and I love that for him.

okay time 2 become the worst version of myself

One of our librarians just tracked down “a book with a red cover and I think a romance plot that I might have read in the 9th grade,” can AI do that? (unsurprisingly, the book was blue)

heard a squeaking noise while the kettle was on to boil. tell my why my first thought was to open the merlin bird ID app 💀

do 7-11s in other countries have free slurpee day on november 7?

Nerds.

a fricking men

Criticizing the pope for "suicidal empathy."

Yeah, man, Christ definitely said there should be limits to our empathy. You fucking nailed it.

today i learned you can head butt in basketball

MICHIGAN HAD PLAYERS DRAFTED AT PICKS 13 AND 10

Thinking of the time Mason Graham scooped a fumble with a club hand

mason graham well done thou good and faithful servant

In addition to the bigger problems, calling Jackie Robinson unworthy demonstrates an unbelievable lack of ball-knowing. Upon hearing "they called Jackie Robinson DEI," normal people will be astounded to learn how little ball the regime knows. Impossible to know less ball

POR. QUÉ. NO. LOS. DOS.

Princess Diaries dancing scene. “It’s a wango?” “No”

yesterday’s wordle:

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What if they simply went undefeated, ended the career of the greatest coach in the sport, and were way cooler in every single way

this is the most egregious. noel fielding-a$$ hairdo

the disguises on the americans are so funny. most of them are fine, some of them are awful, and none of them would fool anybody

being famous enough for Jeopardy to write a clue about you but not being famous enough for anyone to know the answer is either the ideal or funniest level of fame

one day you’re a kid and the next you have to make an emergency leek run

thinking about the Brazilian who roasted my husband for referring to himself as an American: "America extends from the farthest north of Greenland to the tip of Tierra del Fuego." Someone should tell Trump and his cronies about that re: Gulf of America

Bernadette Missed audio call Tap to call back Hi your husband Ruben is at Albertsons lost can you please call the store and give him the address to the Airbnb

receipts

The Equal Employment Opportunity Act of 1972 is a United States federal law which amended Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 (the "1964 Act") to strengthen protections against employment discrimination. It prohibits discrimination in the workplace based on race, color, national origin, sex, religion, age, disability, and marital or familial status. Specifically, it empowered the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission to take enforcement action against individuals, employers, and labor unions which violated the employment provisions of the 1964 Act, and expanded the jurisdiction of the commission as well. It also required employers to make reasonable accommodation for the religious practices of employees.[4]

Executive Order 11246, signed by President Lyndon Johnson on September 24, 1965, established requirements for non-discriminatory practices in hiring and employment on the part of U.S. government contractors. From the US Department of Labor website.

seeing some really inaccurate reporting

Trump did not revoke the Equal Employment Opportunity Act (1972). The president can’t just revoke laws.

He revoked the Equal Employment Opportunity Order (1965).

neighborhood listserv email offering a handmade porcelain baby doll “free to good home.” attached photo shows sleeping baby doll with f*ck *ss wig

ok this is evil, right?

for the record, we had been married for 3 weeks and he knows my phone number now.