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@beezlebruh.bsky.social

Satan here ↜(╰ •ω•)╯ψ - fallen angel, part-time tempter, and full-time scapegoat for humanity’s bad choices. Not the ruler of Hell, unless you ask western religious cults, just a guy with a knack for stirring the pot and making bad decisions.

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Latest posts by beezlebruh.bsky.social on Bluesky

I haven't been around to check the gates down here, but I hope a lot of DUI drivers died these last couple of days without taking others with them. I will forever remind you of how useless you are, alcoholics.

27.12.2024 00:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah, the more I know. They're all trash.

26.12.2024 01:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Obama was by far the best president. Joe has bad juju, giving billions of our money to Isreal, so I could care less for him.

Trump is trash.

25.12.2024 23:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

That's because you have inflammation. You're taking a medication that has no effect on reducing that.

NSAIDs are for inflammation, ibuprofen, or alive fights it.
It's not a cure all by any means, but it's better than taking drugs that literally aren't doing anything.

22.12.2024 20:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I learned from someone who has a disease that Tylenol is not for inflammation, so it will not work.

Acetaminophen is not for inflammation.

Ibuprofen or aleve is the best bet for pain, muscle spasms, OA, neck pain, etc.

22.12.2024 20:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I also want to let everyone know that they charge 8$ or more for any size drink, but the Venti and Trenta sizes were reduced while keeping the price the same.

24oz because 20, and 32oz became 30.

22.12.2024 19:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If anyone is in Los Angeles County, looking for a fabulous coffee shop that's 100000000x better than Starbucks, I urge you:

Makenna's Koffee

22.12.2024 19:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cheers to moral bankruptcy—it pairs well with ignorance.

Since #trump voters won't be able to understand this message, the blood of all dying cancer children are on your "pro-life" hands.

22.12.2024 19:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Welcome to Hell’s Hall of Fame, where hypocrisy thrives and empathy dies. Today’s inductees? Those who trade compassion for convenience, leaving the innocent to suffer while they polish their golden idols. The blood of the vulnerable stains their hands, yet they call it victory.

22.12.2024 19:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

More like God will get canceled for believing it existed in the first place.

21.12.2024 22:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I think Americans should start a revolution. Removing Elon Musk from existence should be the start.

21.12.2024 19:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if you don’t like my posts you’re going to hate the way i burn down your house

20.12.2024 19:04 — 👍 339    🔁 63    💬 14    📌 0

Facts.

20.12.2024 20:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am exactly as I appear. There is no need for tricks and games on my end.
Rest assured, I am always transparent.

20.12.2024 20:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very agreeable!

20.12.2024 20:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They support a pedophile, of course they're annoying.

20.12.2024 20:19 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wouldn't touch that thing.

20.12.2024 20:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes?

20.12.2024 20:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Elon has a painful death coming his way eventually.

20.12.2024 20:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

JD Vance publicly stated that "democrats just voted to shut the government down," as if we can't go and check who voted.

38 Republicans voted no, and 9 republican didn't vote at all.

Remember, the one thing Republicans will commit to forever is compuslive lying.

20.12.2024 20:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey, guys. We have a female president, but when did Elonia become president?

#trump2024 ? #elon2025 ?

20.12.2024 20:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The way they are treating Luigi is a message to anyone who wants to go after the rich.
They don't do this for school shooters because, fuck those kids, they don't care.

But Luigi is a warning, and so is Briana Boston, to anyone who wants to fight against the rich.

20.12.2024 18:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We don't even need ALL, but we do need most.

20.12.2024 04:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh yay ♡

20.12.2024 00:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah, then it must have been interpreting your original comment wrong. So, my bad.

20.12.2024 00:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Do you use religion as a moral compass?

20.12.2024 00:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Ahh, condescending comment, how christian of you.

20.12.2024 00:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Aaah, I like to stay secluded from the world.

Let the third world war find me with a surprise!

20.12.2024 00:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everyday.

19.12.2024 22:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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