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Calling this darkest dungeon party composition Fleetwood Mac

Until like the last third of the movie inglorious basterds really is "tense, high stakes conversations: the film"

New York is so beautiful

watching the new bridgerton season and IM SORRY but as a hostess seating arrangements are important and I'm tired of pretending that they're not

Spouse: more and more I feel like our house is becoming a ship

Me: that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

Nothing but respect for MY boys in green*

*NYC sanitation workers

I contain multitudes lmao

Five Jobs I've had
-lifeguard
-Executive chef of a yacht club
-bartender
-customer service at a gold coast mansion converted to a museum
-teacher

YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free

I found a few examples I tried to find the one that best fit your apartments like floorplan and situation lol

This is AN apartment lol

Outside is very bad inside I feel like a little mouse in a winter burrow

I love every servant in this film they have such incredible "same shit as always with these people" energy

I'm snuggled in bed watching Emma (2020), my baby is asleep on me, I'm playing slay the spire, and in the last 20 minutes my spouse's have brought me a pint of Ben & Jerry's and a glass of sangria.

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

Tang's on sunrise highway. Old school long island Chinese place - wood paneling on the walls, carpet on the floor. Was the last place I went to eat with my grandpa before he passed away. The day before it closed my grandma and I went there one last time to relive all the memories

Robert Moses hating NYer here. My favorite story about Robert Moses is that his funeral mass was on the south shore of long island and he was buried in the fucking bronx, making all of his funeral attendees drive on his shitty ass roads filled with traffic to stick it to his loved ones one last time

Ohhhh I gotta watch that one next maternity leave means I can finally catch up on every show lol

LMAO oh my God yes I should have been more clear in my first post hahaha

Okay y'all were right on this one this show was tight as fuck I'm fully on board please rec me Pitt fics

Modern day Henry Higgins would be an incel with a manosphere podcast trust me George Bernard Shaw is cheering me from beyond the grave

Watching Lucy daucus and Chappelle roan song the book of love having a transcendental moment like I'm in the prison yard at Shawshank listening to Sull'aria

a man singing into a microphone with the words singing pit i fell in it the pit at the bottom ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words singing pit i fell in it the pit at the bottom

Friendos I am finally watching

If I could afford a fucking nanny I could also afford to retire my husband and have him focus on household tasks and playing with our child and I would do it in a fucking heartbeat

One thing they don't tell you about parenthood is that it makes the plot of Mrs Doubtfire make even less sense than it did to you before

It was so, so fucking good

You aren't supposed to eat sushi when pregnant. This was the sushi boat I ordered on Tuesday for me and my partners (but mostly me tbh) as my first taste of sushi since May

Lmao this is from U2s Numb video highly recommend a watch

Just normal heterosexual things from Ireland's most famous export

Tell me your only reference for medieval characters is A Knight's Tale without telling me lol