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everyone knows that we don’t need another social media platform. what this account presupposes is…maybe we do?

95 Followers  |  47 Following  |  5 Posts  |  Joined: 16.07.2023  |  1.5289

Latest posts by tommycrimes.bsky.social on Bluesky

the level of participation has never been this limited @cdcarter13.bsky.social

30.12.2023 06:02 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

These days, you can't turn your private island into a hunting ground for the most dangerous game: man. Because of wokeness

22.10.2023 03:25 — 👍 78    🔁 16    💬 2    📌 0

“scorsese’s first political movie” lmfaoooooo

21.10.2023 19:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

some personal news: have acquired the coveted “costco membership”

21.10.2023 19:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are?
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.

18.10.2023 20:17 — 👍 3294    🔁 830    💬 15    📌 11

desperately searching for sports accounts to follow #onhere. where are the fantasy football freaks. give them to me

18.10.2023 20:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

haven’t seen a Jordan take a loss like this since Michael’s father was taken out because of MJ’s gambling debts.

18.10.2023 19:01 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

i’ve decided to use this app more purely because i learned i can turn my little avatar photo upside-down

18.10.2023 16:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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