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Stolas doesn't do chores 🤭
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Blitzø #Stolas #Stolitz

Still not over "find a rope you can swing from" like godDAMN Vincent

I think there’s something so poetic about the moment Moxxie most resembles his father physically being the moment he realizes and rejects his father’s cruel mentality as being completely unnecessary.

#stolitz #helluvaboss

Alastor 🤝 Blitz: DAMNNNNNNN, this white man is in love w me? better make sure i ridicule the shit out of him for it first

Loved these!

alright y'all, its time to unleash my presentation abt I.M.P astrology on the world at large - i convened with the spirits, i reached out to vivziepop by smoke signal, and i have returned with the answers to your burning questions... today, i will tell you what their signs are

#sebsyaps

Uhhh wtf?

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Happy Lunar New Year! 🧧

As we welcome the Year of the Horse 🐴, we couldn’t help but feel like this one was made for us and we’re feeling especially inspired!

This year, SpindleHorse is running full speed ahead, with some major announcements and surprises coming 👀

Saddle up! 🐎🔥

These dumb bitches mean the world to me actually

#HelluvaBoss #Stolas #Blitzø #Stolitz #CantMakeMePick

The parallels between The Circus and Mission Zero never cease to amaze me.
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Blitzø #Stolas #Stolitz

Help I've ignored a client for going on two weeks and I know I just need to email them and apologize and tell them I'm working on it but I panic every single time I think about it and I'm just making things worse for myself 😥

It's his day 🔪

In a separate decision, another federal judge ordered the administration to assist in the return of Venezuelan migrants who were deported to El Salvador and have been stuck in legal and humanitarian limbo since March, if they choose to come back.

Two more wins today!

A federal judge in Washington blocked an effort by the Defense Secretary to punish Sen. Mark Kelly over a video reminding service members that they must refuse unlawful orders. The judge made clear that political retaliation has no place in how the military is governed.

STOLAS IN THAT LAST PANEL ASDGFHNCJAMFOSJRHAOFH!!!1!!
YOU MADE HIM EXCEPTIONALLY PRETTY 🩷🩷🩷

"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"

Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.

YAAYYYYYYYYY

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

*Roo 🥲🙃

Happy Superb Owl Sunday to everyone in the Hellaverse who celebrates.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"A ___ _______'s favorite answer is 'it depends'"

I literally was introducing someone to hb today and I heard Martha say her thing about honoring the root of evil and I legit gasped

I was going to say let me know if I'm just making shit up but actually I think I'm cooking so let me know if this is just old news lmao

Okay HOLD ON the eye made of ROOTS at the top of the stake??

And I never realized that all the little stick symbols they have in the forest are EYES. And like, last I checked, we're thinking that all the eyes in hell have something to do with Root, right?

...is Root also going to be in HB?

Rewatching Helluva (for the 30th time) and when Blitz and Millie are tied up in murder family, Martha says, "Satan, we return your filthy creatures back to the pits of hell. May the ROOT OF EVIL remain honored as we continue thine work"

I might be so fucking late to this party but I haven't seen anyone point this out yet so here we goo