Pickled Eggs

I noticed you from across the graveyard and really dig your vibe

I'm not, but I am just now noticing that you spookyfied your photo. Very cool!

And yet still surprised every day to find this remains true again. Even truer the next day. But we're in it together 🤞

I made Danny DeVito into a mermaid.

I can’t explain why I needed to do it. I just needed to do it. I have no regrets. I love him.

#dannydevito #stainedglass #glassart

1st of Tha Month

For those as yet uncultured
open.spotify.com/track/1dF5Y2...

It's the first of the month, someone wake up the guy from Bone Thugs n' Harmony

If anyone has 7 job offers on the table at any given moment that's a pretty good table to be at!

Trump in 2013 blaming a government shutdown solely on the role of the President

CNN website crediting Trump with yet another government shutdown.

Just catching up on the news this morning and uh

Well that's very interesting because just three weeks ago a lot of college professors and other professionals were fired from their respective positions because of "a social media post [that was] meant as a joke."

In other news I had some of my favorite pizza and a couple solid beers so that's helping

Do you think it's because he can't pronounce her name?

Yahoo finance tweet "Trump wants a much n****r Navy: here's how much it'll cost"

TBF, he's always had a hot take on how the Navy should operate

Fuzzy socks this morning might be the highlight of the day. And I'll be okay with that.

Twinning on a Tuesday! Get the polaroids ready haha

Can't believe we have the same outfit!

a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it Alt: Indecisive Larry David gif

Constantly weighing wanting to be informed but not wanting to be pissed off

Twenty Lessons for Fighting Tyranny | Carnegie Reporter Winter 2022 | Carnegie Corporation of New York Historian and Andrew Carnegie Fellow Timothy Snyder suggests ways to defend democracy with individual actions

Here's a few reminders about how to push back against wannabe dictators.
From Tim Snyder:
Twenty Lessons for Fighting Tyranny | Carnegie Reporter Winter 2022 | Carnegie Corporation of New York share.google/WZ4DZCyR74Cd...

Relationship goals

I can’t believe going to bed used to be a punishment.

2 wrestler stickers on the back of a car. One is on the back wiper so when the wipers are on, it looks like he's slamming him lol

Seen today. I need this

Wait hang on I still need Tuesday but if you wanna hibernate until Wednesday I'll be your alarm

OMG I can't unsee it

Shit I'm so sorry

I’m a tactile learner let me braid your hair

I am here to tell you that you do not in fact have to relive this Monday

Breaking:
 
WASHINGTON (AP) - Judge suspends Trump administration's plan to eliminate hundreds of jobs at agency overseeing Voice of America.

This is ripe for a "is it Greg Kelly or is it dril" gameshow.

fart is short for fragrant art