Ashley

Please stop throwing sex toys at our blackjack dealers.

Ok but why did I have to see it, Dan?!

Yes, ill go back to bed now

Can you imagine the “actually…” guys back then?

Me: this donkey? I got him in 5499

Donkey buyer: actually you mean 1 BC

Me: [stones him to death]

When did they decide to change the year number after Jesus was born…like immediately or a few years later?

I guess either way you’re having to change info on paperwork. I’d be so pissed.

If you see this, post a bad woman you love

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It’s very amusing the age ranges of these teams

They don’t deserve it

The World Games

They have an app I’m watching on lol

Mixed tug of war is awesome

YEAH WHY NOT WHAT COULD HAPPEN

a woman swims underwater with a big fin on her legs. A slew of lifeguards in yellow uniforms are in the pool with her in case something bad happens. a scoreboard says ZSOFIA TOROCSIK: 228 M, 3:05.

ok I have a new least favorite World Games event: Freediving, where you see how far you can swim underwater without coming up for air. This woman just set a world record, 300 meters, taking nearly 4 minutes and I spent the whole time yelling GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT OF THE WATER YOU ARE DYING

So basically you see his hand come off for a second but you don’t see if his glove comes off him at the same time..? Kay I love baseball 🙃

I’m not saying this because I want him to be safe but this shit right here drives me nuts. Slowly anything down this much is ridiculous ⚾️ 🐻

Just got home from a road trip with a good friend who did not say "cow" when there was a cow and I'm trying to come to terms with the fact that he has no soul

The devil is busy I think

I was like where’s her other ear (thinking the angle of the table was one) then I’m like WHERES BOTH HER EARS 😹💙

Well not exactly him starting it but he’s definitely on the side of anti sunscreen…which now makes sense about his skin lol

He’s the one skeptical of it 🤦🏼‍♀️

"I am definitely a MAHA mom and voted for Trump so that RFK Jr. could get into office," said Summer Whiteside, 31, an ER nurse from Wildomar, California, in a text message. "After listening to his podcast on Joe Rogan, I knew he was the man for the job."

FOLKS IF YOU HEAR SOMETHING ITS ME SCREAMING RIGHT NOW

In one TikTok video, a woman declared that she stopped using sunscreen altogether. In an Instagram reel, a man insists that building sun exposure without sunscreen can help boost a person's immunity. And on YouTube, some are promoting do-it-yourself sunscreen alternatives using oil, butters or other natural remedies. For years dermatologists and health experts have extolled the value of sunscreen to prevent skin cancer and protect people from the ultraviolet radiation of the sun. But a growing anti-sunscreen movement has taken hold on social media, causing confusion about its benefits and alarming public health experts who say avoiding sunscreen increases long-term health risks.

Paging Darwin

Oh I see lol

Where the hell did he get the energy honestly?

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P’shawwwwww

Oh only because my body will punish me if I do lol

Same same. I only got the king size. Which was the smallest I could find. I ate half 😅

Yeah sorry for being a downer about that.

Uh so anyway I thought this thread was on another post so I thought we were talking about the living doll and I was like the guy who did enemy of the state did that too? 🫥

The last Boy Scout. Got it. I’m on the same page now 😹

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