Ashley

lol which part

Still from Bridgerton. A couple in bed and he asks her You are achieving a pinnacle, are you not?

Men not satisfying women since the dawn of time

Chase?

😯

watches….watches….i don’t see..watches….OH

Black and white photo of a medium haired, tabby, cat sitting up and seems to be meowing a little bit towards the camera. The background is in focused, but the cat is a little blurry.

Black-and-white photo of a medium hair, tabby cat it is sitting up on a cement, stoop of some kind of wooden structure probably a house

Black-and-white photo of a medium haired, tabby cat sitting up on the cement, stoop of what seems to be a wooden house. The cat looks towards the camera and it is blurry, but you could still make out its expression. The wall behind it is sharply in focused.

Black-and-white photo of a medium haired, tabby, cat lying, relaxed on the cement scope of what seems to be a wooden house. The cat is not in focused, but the wall behind it is.

I recently got this set of four shots of an adorable tabby. None of them are in focus and honestly I don’t really care. ☺️ I started collecting cat photos primarily because of the love they represent, if they’re technically nice too that’s just a bonus. Ca. 1950s.

I like fish. I don’t like to eat a lot of fish. Because I am a fish ♓️

SOMEONE GO GET ME ONE. I WILL
PAY YOU A WHOLE 5 DOLLARS

Nu uh

IM NOT GOING TO PRESS PLAY ON THE VIDEO IM NOT GOING GO PRESS PLAY ON THE VIDEO IM NOT GOING TO PRESS PLAY

I also intentionally hit the gym teacher with a kick ball. I don’t recall why but I’m sure they deserved it

Oh…haha I told the assistant coach we all knew she was fucking the head coach because she yelled at me for making an error in softball

I was 14 lol

Oo hope for a Moutet outburst at some point of this match 🎾

Ok I’m FINished

[slaps you with my fin]

lol I miss good mastodon days

Glorious

Y’all…it’s dinner time for some. I can’t see videos or stills of RFK Jr shirtless

I started this season when it came out in 2024 if that tells you anything about my watching habits

Seth Greenscreen

I’m just reporting the news bud

No I think west coast. She’s living in Arizona

This woman on Outlast just said salmon like it’s spelled

Sometimes we don’t fuck the brightest bulbs though 😜

This is fucking art

Me: I'm giving up using Microsoft Office until Easter.

Him: How do you think that's gonna go?

Me: It will be Excel Lent.

Today, I'm proud to announce that we've erased over $1.1 billion in medical debt for more than half a million Illinoisans.

No one should be forced to choose between life-saving care and feeding their families.

Stay tuned for more news on affordability in Illinois tomorrow.

I really appreciate this lady's effort 🤣