Grown man worried that his toy choo choos may not be 100% accurate.

In the early 80s it was still full of old industrial buildings, quite run down but atmospheric too. There was a vintage clothes store, Flip, in Appold St where they opened bails of 50s American clothing and sold them for 1 or 2 quid an item. If only I had a time machine...

If they could they'd double the explanations. It's all just padding to avoid the hassle having to make real telly.

Just as vile in the 70s where we mocked people affected by the Thalidomide scandal as 'flids'

But not half as funny as an autoerotic asphyxiation mishap.

Didn't The King die on his toilet in Graceland?

He may have to wait until Saturday's Casualty.

Why give it a name at all? It's just a hot smoothie.

Turkish Delight is a lost cause.

Didn't Harold Bishop drown and then somehow still be alive years later?

If you'd told me that was a picture of a young Mark Zuckerberg I would have believed you.

Not quite brick-to-the-bollocks but laugh-out-loud funny nonetheless.

YouTube video by Sound Signals Gil Scott Heron "Winter In America" (1974) HIGH QUALITY

Punxsutawney Phil has just seen his shadow. That's 4 years of winter in America.

#PunxsutawneyPhil #GoundhogDay

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Do we? Too many to choose from 😕

If RFK Jr gets his way you'll all get sicker without vaccines and not be able to afford the cure.

Part of me wants it to crash and burn quickly to rid us of this madness, but I also know many many good people will suffer, some of them personal friends and family. I despair of there being no good outcome.

Some other bloke, not Burns. Anyway, surely nothing north of the border can claim to be south can it?

Queen Of The South

Ask a local estate and they will tell you Brentford are in North Kew.

Back when I was a kid in the 60s my GP was effectively a one-man-band with a surgery on the ground floor of his home and this was probably even more common in 46. Without suddenly building modern health centres everywhere it would have meant nationalising someone's home. Maybe too big a step.

I see your Cyclocross and raise you Biathlon.

Unless everybody gets it except you, in which case YOU are effectively the joke.

Photoshopped. It is well known that it is impossible to photograph black-hole cats.

90 minutes to 2025 and my street's power has gone off. I hope this doesn't set a precedent for the coming year. I've only got one box of 🕯️🕯️

When Jesus's family were fleeing Herod they found asylum in Rwanda.

I shop in 5 of those places. I've never been before noticed how rude I get in Waitrose.

Isn't that the same as saying you want both to lose this one? A simple change in perspective and it all sounds much less bleak!

The media secretly love him because they can indulge in royal muck-raking without pissing off their meal ticket.

Why do apes need razors?

A Times New Roman walks into a bar. The landlord says "sorry, we don't serve your type in here".