kid named playstation 3

Sharing “genderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it

Maybe I name him Chad Warden

Blair🎃

Old repost

Saved you a click: curse of the pizza mummy

Ninja Turtle

If anybody thinks this is a joke

youtube baby thumbnail thats an adult covering their face and its like "NEW STEALTH CHARACTER?" "COMPLETELY BUSTED"

starda

a steam friend request saying "Goon Princess is awaiting your response"

In Defense Of Shoving All Your Toys Under The Couch

got cinema loaded up on the plex server. oh yeah, i guess uncut gems is there too.

tosya :)

you cant understand the fucking fear i went through

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

TAKE COVER!!!!

experimenting with my kris,,

When you meet another Sonic fan

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.

#ZATO #ILoveTheWorldAndEverythingInIt

i let my boss know i'm planning on leaving soon and a week later district says im getting employee of the month 🤔

molly just made this for me

ive got plans to move and ive got customers and coworkers telling me how good i am at my job and i wanna scream

do you think you could score 30 points in an nba or wnba game if you were allowed to see a map of the basketball court beforehand