Connor Peterson 🏳️‍🌈

The AI might have been faster but yours looks better.

Daaaaaaaaaamn

This is why I stan Gen Z. We Xennials only think we’re out of fucks left to give. Gen Z was born without a single one to their name.

Bro just went and dropped Carville like a CEO in Midtown Manhattan.

Trying to edit out ~500-750 words from a 10k story is the reason why I'm drinking today.

It’s instant entertainment when your lesbian cat stalks the other cat she’s obsessed with, determined to win her love despite constant rebuffs.

And behind them trails the male tabby because he wants to watch the drama unfold.

Think I’ll take the long way to therapy today so I can fit a nap in on the bus.

Guh. I hate when extreme emotions, even positive ones, disregulate my nervous system and make it so I barely sleep.

Please don’t come at me with neurodivergence being a super power today. I’m liable to inflict damage.

Look I’m not saying Cory Booker is the inspiration that has creativity pouring out of my head at 2 AM. But I’m not NOT saying it either.

There’s a profound sense of harmony in the world that I’m going to relish as long as it lasts.

Started taking Ozempic for my Diabetes, and the indigestion it’s giving me reads like it entered my body and said, “Bitch, you live like this?”

Sincerely one of their best

Spotify: *tries to give me a diverse playlist*

Me: *skips songs to get to the Depeche Mode songs*

Spotify: *just starts only playing Depeche Mode. JFC, Connor, why do you even bother with a diverse playlist when you’re in these moods?*

Oh yeah I’m pretty low maintenance. Her not being a Trump supporter already clears a bar my parents don’t.

Can she adopt me?

Screw the trans youth in sports controversy. We’ll just make our own team.

I am a trans dude with four kids 🤜🤛

I’m really so glad to hear that. I’m stuck with Fetterman and McCormick as my senators and I am disappointed at one, disgusted at the other.

When I say that the Democrats are feckless invertebrates, please know that Reps. Crockett, Ocasio-Cortez, and Green are excluded from that mention.

As a trans person, it’s so inspiring to see the democrats presenting their most tepid behavior in the face of my rights getting taken away.

Ooh ooh, how about a brick covered in whipped cream for the added bonus?

Do it for the memory of Anita Bryant.

The deepest existential sigh ever just came out of my mouth.

I just felt my hip pop

“ I Know” by Dionne Farris. And it’s still catchy as hell

I Know Dionne Farris · Wild Seed - Wild Flower · Song · 1994

It’s been a minute. Come back to 1994 with me:

open.spotify.com/track/698R7h...

Dear Therapist,

See I meant to get better sleep this week, but then someone on TikTok posted a song I haven’t heard since the 90s and I could still sing the refrain so I had to keep replaying it, which led me down a rabbit hole of 90s music and… and… and…

… and then it was 2 AM.

My 19 Year Old (about Kendrick Lamar): I don’t know what it is, but his voice scratches my brain.

In AuDHD, not only is this 100% accurate, it’s also a huge compliment.

Thats insane. I’ll have to see if my library has that, because that sounds perfect for what I’m doing. I’ll just try not to have a panic attack over the similarities.

Reading German history is especially chilling right now. Doing research on the Nuremberg Laws for this story and man, if there aren’t some real echoes in all of this.