Peter Handler

finally some good news in this weary world

more and more true with each passing day!

If Burt has one fan it is me
If Burt has no fans I have passed away

never speak the name "Austin Powers" again until you are able to make peace within yourself and accept that looking like Austin Powers is awesome @garywhitta.com

you have been weighed and found wanting Gaz.

I agree, I am often brought to tears when Austin Learns that Vanessa was a FemBot all along, or when Austin realizes his father Nigel is not there for his Knighting

Austin Powers is actually an amalgamation of various spy characters from the 1960s and seventies, including Derek Flint, Matt Helm, Harry Palmer, and yes, James Bond. Good try though

great song.

the Soviet Union does not appear in any Austin Powers film nor do its spies. Austin Power's main adversaries are Dr. Evil in Int'l Man of Mystery and Spy Who Shagged me and Goldmember in Austin Powers in Goldmember.

no such thing as "too Austin Powers" you're just not significant enough to carry the mantle of the GOAT

These big city investors are trying to put my mom and pop small business Data Center out of business : /

some recent sandwiches

could be that the vacation house is shoddy in its construction but still possesses hobbit qualities (subterranean, circular attributes etc)?

beyond insulting to put Oscar Robertson in the same video as all these nobodies

*kills self painfully*

Goldmember, Colorado

youre right you did say that just now thats true that he says that

gay guy says what?

no one even gives a care that im on my Ebenezer Fudd shit fr

a good banana is one of the best things out there

happened again

Back Beyond

New addition to Milwaukee... 👀

Myles Turner in his Bucks uniform!

an ignominious end to a miserable game which made everyone who watched it stupider and madder. An insult to sport itself

humilitating for both teams and the sport itself

MISERABLE FUCKING CUNTS

these fuckingn refs are a fucking DISGRACE

noticing patterns