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I am NOT tiresome

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Perpetual party down season 1 episode 7 ending

07.08.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have this account blocked so I assume this is warranted

07.08.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Drumpf has turned β€œtiny desk concert” into tiny hands concert 🀣 Millions will be killed

07.08.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My workplace likes it when I become insane with rage

07.08.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe I’ll start making the manager come out every time I encounter one of our grotesquely evil systems but I don’t think it would do any good

07.08.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What does the X stand for in Charliexi X?

07.08.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love to make my way through the world with no way of predicting whether a business will be cash only or fully cashless

07.08.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would add that plastic bags full of shit are neither compostable nor recyclable so probably don't put them in there as well

07.08.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Physicalism tells us there is nothing more to this cartoon than a detailed description of its constituent matter, easily recorded in any other medium (in principle).

06.08.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There has to be something in Man Who Wasn't There

06.08.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feeling pretty wretched. Like I can’t keep doing this anymore. Like something has to change. Luckily God invented 3-4 beers

05.08.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bro the journey 🀨

05.08.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I went back a couple weeks after I failed and got a cool guy

05.08.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How’d they get you

05.08.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All of those impotent β€œhip hip”s 😫

05.08.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are people taking about that

05.08.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I caught Tubu turning into the clover field monster this morning

05.08.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every tv show reboot sucks and the surviving cast members all look or sound like they're dying. Twin Peaks is the only one to lean into this and thus the only one to succeed artistically.

05.08.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Enduring painful leg shortening surgery to grind harder

04.08.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(Archeologist gently brushing the bottom of a pit) These guys were all distributed in the same sedimentary layer, probably homies

31.05.2023 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Heathcliff walks down the sidewalk next to the man-eating giant as a few pedestrians run away from the duo. The Nutmeg family watches from the safety of their house, and Grandma says "I don't like him hanging out with that man-eating giant."

Heathcliff walks down the sidewalk next to the man-eating giant as a few pedestrians run away from the duo. The Nutmeg family watches from the safety of their house, and Grandma says "I don't like him hanging out with that man-eating giant."

04 Aug 2025

04.08.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 297    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

This is an affront to God by the way.

04.08.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If they try to trick you by going to that weird place by the railroad tracks where you have to stop 40 feed ahead and there's only one tiny sign, don't fall for it.

04.08.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean friends and critics can live in the computer, sure

04.08.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"How do you discover new stuff without the computer telling you what to listen to" makes me sad

04.08.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have to have anxiety about seeing eddington and cloud before they stop and also the special screenings at the art museum

04.08.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Serious reply scanners is treated as a genre film thus reputation for one notable special effect but is best appreciated in light of the themes that solidify in later works, although it is the worst expression of them. Yojimbo is simply perfect and good, to talk about it as genre or fx is a mistake

03.08.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have never laughed in a movie theater out of respect for the filmmakers, the audience, and the cinema.

03.08.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to cut both your arms off

03.08.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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