Nice boy of sound mind 🔒

dale cooper saying "Every day, once a day, give yourself a six-pack of beer. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen."

Agree to disagree. Context matters.

pronouncing "pho" at the phonetic midpoint between the correct-but-pretentious way (fuh) and the Way Of The Philistine White (foe), so as to avoid any and all complications. the waiter (19, born in Hamburg to the grandchildren of national socialists) shrugs. I kill myself

Should I spend the second half of my life making little jokes that everyone hates or nah

It's actually AI but they are getting hard to spot

Do I want to know

Oh. So you have no loyalty whatsoever. Noted

#1 comic book publisher toy box coffin does it again

Plenty of time on the ride back to explain to these random fishermen that if they peep even one word to the press a drone will evaporate their entire family

Some of us are from Sacramento, so

I refuse to participate in the no kings rally. I love smoKING and drinKING too much!!!!

Another man's trash 😍

There's a war on the truth right now. But never forget this was--is--reality. No matter what the powers that be say.

let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.

John fan detected

All right I’m turning on La guerre est finie

It takes an act of faith to have a nice time at the movies

Only I have the correct take, which is that that’s all true but I don’t care

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The text is unclear on this

Face

The Rational Romantic @TH0MASBAHAMA I will NOT eat bugs. (expression of stony resolve softening, warm smile spreading across face) Ah what the hell. Pass me a bug, brother

Imagine I wasn’t at work and had time to humorously tailor this to your specific situation

The great thing about having a few small beers is that it will never be cringe and you can’t say it’s cringe

I did. You know I did.

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I’ve heard nothing but praise for the award winning documentary No Other Land

Hwich

Have to retweet Scott’s “lieutenant dan you ain’t got no dick” again immediately

Martin Prince in a cage crying that his water dish is empty

Meet the judge who is clapping back at the lawless administration

Two mice sit on a couch, one holding a drink. They look out of their mouse hole at Heathcliff, whose comparatively huge mouth is open and roaring at them. One of the mice says "A roaring fire would be more romantic."

16 Oct 2025