Beep Thief

May the peace and healing we have demonstrated here today radiate across our broken planet.

I would like to apologize for my aggression last night. Your ass is not grass, and I shouldn’t claim that it is.

The movie Toys, w Robin Williams, is one of the best movies I’ve ever seen and I’m sick of denying that. It is a masterpiece of writing, acting, design, and philosophy. This is not grading on a curve. I mean this movie is on par with Casablanca. Maybe not Casablanca. On par with My Fair Lady.

Joe Dante and Hideo Kojima are close seconds but no director was more right about the future of war than Barry Levinson with the 1992 box office flop Toys.

Just a really really beautiful human. A category killer.

Get f’d buttmunch

Very odd little discovery. Women’s Wear Daily interviewed the loathsome Taki last summer and he said this shit.

Ur ass is grass 4 sure

God what a picture. No one has ever looked better.

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I do when it pits up 20 and 12 against us on 9/13 shooting.

Lol

I was not old enough either but I certainly had a whiskey sour in my hand posted up in my dorm room, with ZSNES on the other screen. I was playing Ogre Battle. It was a night of battles.

A player for Illinois has last name Parchment. Parchment! How!

As someone who knows next to nothing about this genre—isn’t the long track a trademark doom thing? What’s objectionable about it

Savannah’s vibes

Is this about me saying Taj has had a generic basketball career

Generic of all Time

God yes. Trying to think of the dark horses sometimes ppl would try: Chrono Trigger. Portal. Ultima Online. Majoras Mask truthers (among whom: me). But yeah it was those four, without controversy. Kinda cool how they genuinely all represent different enduring game qualities.

This guy stared for so long into the strike zone he began to become a zone himself.

Inside of me there are two villagers,

The optimistic pessimist

What an incredible and beautiful photo for his obituary. May we all be remembered for what we put ourselves into the most.

It was more fun when their energy and positivity was directed toward, like, expeditions to the center of the earth. That’s absolutely fine, man. Knock yourself out.

I spent much of youth part of a private forum ostensibly related to video games and once every couple years someone would organize a vote on the best 25 games of all time and I really loved the “Tetris has to be number one” guys. Guys like that understand posting.

Max Kellerman is the greatest sports radio guy of all time.

This is just where you want to be.

Friday Night Lights was maybe in retrospect the most “Nazis have been in power for 50 years and made a tv show” show of all time. Not propaganda for naziism per se; just what follows.

I couldn’t get past the pond music puzzle when I tried to replay it last year. It’s like 15 minutes into the game.

How does anyone stay in this line of work.