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This Undertale Theory Will Leave You SPEECHLESS

I’ve never eeen this one before. Marvelous

Dr. War Crimes was my favorite character. Or Alien Angel from Buffy

FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE

White people don’t talk about wanting to have sex with tali from mass effect anymore now they use tiktok

MUST-WATCH: Comic gives heckler ten thousand billion perfect mind blowing orgasms a second for 30 trillion gazillion years

You aren’t in your shitty McMansion anymore playboy, that’s solid oak

Handsome B. Charming AKA James writes: macfarlane chat is insane, these discussions go on for hours and everybody is 100% serious and if you try to make jokes about the show nobody will acknowledge you

Large television showing the boonta eve classic

They got the big game on at the bar

Heheheheh, you said hole, heheheheh

The one 44 year old white guy who doesn't play when it comes to Incubus - Wish You Were Here

This is my father in law, Midgar Zolom

Huh huh huh, hey beavis,

Genuinely unique story lol

It’s funny to me that Tyler the creator has been mainstream for a while because 15 years ago, there was a very specific type of white suburbanite who treated him like Black Varg Vikernes

{handler} your target is the enemy’s main enforcer in this region. They call him Rocket Launcher Man

{Nodding} copy. What sorts of weapons does he use.

James is genuinely a Shakespeare level talent with the phrases he’s invented. “Wild dog has got to hunt”

I haven’t picked up the phone for any of them since before October 7

This may not be in the best taste but Epstein typed EXACTLY like the boomers on the Jewish side of my family who would quiz me on basic Yiddish or call me out of the blue to tell me that someone’s cousin’s doctor just married…and his wife converted, hint hint

Akon City is gone. (clutching hand to chest) But here, in my heart, it lives on forever.

Ozzy was sitting in the armchair in the living room at the same time his brother was sitting in the armchair in the bedroom (bolted before I could get a picture). You really have to wonder if they've got telepathy or something.

Yeah like I had this crazy fixation on using my time “efficiently” (not really efficiently lmao) which made me dumb and not realize it’s less effort if you run drain snakes and use old sponges to scrub stuff down every week or two, rather than about once a year.

It’s so bleak. But zo. Hopeful

Idk how I spent…however long I spent dismissing the importance of sleep, but it was p. unwise

One of my bottom sheets had a hole in it so I replaced it and since I’m gainfully employed again, I got a nice set of sheets, and DUDE

I’m scared on behalf of this person

Well, you know what the Americans say. The proof of the burger is in the eating.