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YouTube video by Go Off Kings Tom's cool dance

I just watched this 500 times in a row and felt all my psychic wounds close like wolverine

I actually thought he was going to have his social media person on, but I know better than to bet against the king.

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23 and me. whats that, leonardo di caprio's dating site

This Halloween, the devil's in the details...

MIKETOBER 6:66

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Many of you would cast a glance at this “Elvira,” with her shock of messy black hair and tattered dress, and dismiss her as some dirty hag. But those who dare look longer might find that she has a certain allure.

And I do dare!

TOMORROW! The Front Page Stream-stravaganza

an 8 hour variety show of some of my favorite stuff to do on my twitch stream

Would You Lie to Save An Ape's Life?
New Ape Night
A WoW Walkabout
Watching LA Beast w/ special guests!

and its all happening on the front page of twitch! join me won't you

this is crude to say but starmer could goose step out on stage, throw a nazi salute & order every immigrant rounded up into camps, & it wouldn't convince a single fascist to vote for him, because what they want isn't rational. a far-right party would simply say "we'll do that but more & faster"

@christophernolan.bsky.social Hello sir. I am jacking off to Batman Begins.

Raising Cane’s is nephew food. Grow up and eat a ham burger

@jay.bsky.team you cool with this?

Interesting hypothetical! If someone were to say "Stoning Sally Jenkins to death is God's Perfect Law" would she find that distinct from "Sally Jenkins should be stoned to death"? Would that be interesting or civil? I certainly don't think so, but then again, I don't work at the Atlantic!

This was 3 weeks ago

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A guy looks in on a lady who's crying and says, "Hey, is everything okay?" She replies, "It's just... the Bone Farmer... he died." Panel 2: He: "He was that thing that would break into people's homes and steal their skeletons while they slept, right?" She: "So sad." Panel 3: They are looking at a picture of what I would describe as an interdimensional monster with way too many eyes and teeth. And a bowtie. She: "I mean obviously: IDEOLOGICALLY I didn't agree with him. With regards to skeleton ownership. But his smart li'l bowtie!" He: "You have to admire his tenacity for a cause he BELIEVED IN!" Panel 4: A man in a gigantic glass jar whose body appears to be pretty much just a shapeless lump resting on the bottom of it, obviously missing a skeleton: "Gonna have to disagree with you folks here." The first guy: "Too SOON, Geoff!"

This Mattie Lubchansky comic seems topical again.

JF is currently at -55 chips out of 250

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smell ya later chuck. thanks for the free press 👍

Report: Wild star Kirill Kaprizov rejects most lucrative contract in NHL history Kaprizov, who is entering the final year of a five-year, $45 million contract, can become an unrestricted free agent next July 1.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/art... Report: Wild star Kirill Kaprizov rejects most lucrative contract in NHL history

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YouTube video by Tom Walker The Lost biker club cannot withstand The Fast Cars.

NEW YOUTUBE EDIT UP! Here it is, the wonderful world of GTA 4's marta mission and end of chapter! I love this game! I love this game!!!!!!
youtu.be/bZTmAt70tRU

this is 100% true

You Laugh You Lime 2: Lime 2 Meet Yuzu, tomorrow at 6PM CST. send me a video and if you make me laugh i will eat a lime, skin and all. or worse!

DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin.

CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?

(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")

MAMDANI: Lucas Duda

(crowd going nuts)

arrested for illegal use of the nba jam big head code

Felt like a pie chart was in order.

Number of mass shooters since 2018: 4197

% of mass shooters since 2018 that were transgender? 0.095%

% of mass shooters that were cisgender: 99.905%

[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11

bases are loaded. we got a triple on deck