ontologically evil, but nice

broke: jews aren't white

woke: italians aren't white

bespoke: scandinavians aren't white

It's interesting that Maura Healey is upset at the false suggestion that Massachusetts is a sanctuary state, not the fact that it isn't one.

oh look. found one

why is this so funny to you all. this is my life

it's called the school of hard knocks

hell yeah crystal pepsi what's up big dawg

A meme featuring a man with short dark hair, glasses, and a trimmed beard, wearing a black polo shirt and standing with his arms crossed against a neutral background. Large white text at the top reads, “I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE ARE LIKE ‘WTF DON’T BLOW YOUR VAPE SMOKE ALL OVER MY BABY’”. White text at the bottom reads, “LIKE BITCH FIRST OF ALL IT’S NOT SMOKE IT’S LIKE SOME OTHER SHIT.”

ain't got time for this in 2026 y'all 🙄

From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 3: The Captive Castaways Mickey, covered in chains, looks down at a tube that rolled over to him, Opium written on the side. Mickey: Good gosh! Opium!

what else did your mother put in your mouth

But I don't know you (?)

ok the full clip is way better than the little one going around. her whole team try to get her to bail on the event and she's like no, I came to speak. incredible example.

couldn’t hack it at ups. well time to be a nazi

how do you know what a pimp talks like

ME: I find the defining hallmark of dreams is the sense that I’ve made decisions without realizing, unaware of where I’ve been or where I’m going, but unable to stop. I wonder if the experience is similar to people who join fascist movements
FASCIST SQUISHING ME WITH A TRUCK: They pay me $50 an hour

satire and fascism are just fundamentally incompatible.

an ideology that fetishizes dominance and worldly power cannot effectively wield satire; it cannot even fathom satire.

this is just fascist keyboard thuggery from someone who is best understood as one of Musk’s lower-paid vassals.

Complimenting the man in the urinal next to me thinking he has the same “Abolish ICE” penis tattoo as me, only to be told his says “Anarchy’s mayhem is wholly conjectural; the state’s mayhem is undeniable ”

NYT: Federal Agents Kill a 37-Year-Old Minneapolis Man The victim was an American citizen with no criminal record who had a firearms permit, the city police chief said. Videos of the encounter contradict the federal government's description of the shooting, a New York Times analysis found.

years and years of avoiding plain language and the active voice do make the choice to use it more impactful, I suppose

Minneapolis protester as he's being brutalized by feds: "You're gonna have to kill me! You're gonna have to kill me! I've done nothing wrong! My name is Matthew James! I'm a US citizen! You're gonna kill me! Is that what you want?" (You can hear his wife screaming)

my husband put on nirvana and my children instinctively invented moshing from first principles

I have more than enough hate in my heart for the Trump fascists persecuting this man and genocide excusing Democrats and liberals who brought us here. There is no fascism without the cooperation of liberals.

two stupid hogs bumping their stupid hog heads together. squealing with delight at making the rest of the world live in the mud with them

Screenshot of a Reddit post. At the top left is the subreddit name “r/FolkPunk,” with “2h ago” underneath and the username “Babelwasaninsidejob.” The large headline reads: “Urine speaks louder than words… From the PublicFreakout community on Reddit: Piss Bottle Shuts Down ICE Vehicle & Agents. Visibly Shaken Piss Covered ICE Agent Complains that this isn’t ‘peaceful’.” Below the headline is a photo showing a snowy road with bare trees in the background. A person in black winter clothing is walking toward two armed, uniformed officers near a black SUV, holding a bottle-shaped object in their hand. One officer is closer to the vehicle while another stands farther back on the road. At the bottom of the image is a credit that reads “FORD FISCHER / NEWS2SHARE.”

me: (sobbing and stammering like a dumb little boy who fell on the playground after going full gestapo mode on a fucking elementary school or something) dis... dis isn't peaceful pwotest!!! 😭

the norman rockwell freedom of speech guy

morons shouldn't have staff writing jobs

lmao they're like ready to cry

hmmm

it’s incredibly important to note that on the new footage that came out from the ICE agent himself, halfway through the video he switches his phone between his hands, opening up to grab his gun way before renee good even starts driving

Holy fuck they actually did it