Mop Bucket

I need to make more room in my heart for the Joke Understanders

The way this is being reported seems weird to me, the school can't "release" a player when the school isn't party to the NIL contract

People will tell you that the secret to having a good time on this website is adjusting various settings and blocking a lot, but this is heresy. The one true path is to Never Post

Sure I've had a few decades to leave the Death Star with nothing in particular standing in my way, but in my defense it seemed like kind of a hassle

I've read the first 125 pages of Lonesome Dove. Every character is a delightful comic sketch, they're all hanging out in Roadrunner cartoon setting, taking it easy and razzing each other

Figure this is probably a good point to put the book down. I think I get it, nothing needs to happen next

All of the Bad Social Media Behaviors are things everyone does sometimes, not things Bad People do all the time

We all need a little Doom Post once in a while. A Quote Dunk. A nice satisfying Well Actually or Are You Surprised

If you want to look cool just go back and delete that stuff later

"Oregon could win a title"

Is this surprising? The question is a cursed paradox

Also, the less important or interesting reasons that American food was bad for a long time

British and American cuisine are both excellent today. We've had Pret a Manger and Panera for decades

Where did we go wrong

Does that mean I'm going to change my oil 146 times this year

A blocked PAT is hilarious under any circumstances, top stuff

That's where you also have to win all the bets on other gods not existing

I'm sure they'll give proper credit in the postgame interviews

80s ILM would have used a coffee can, an M-80, a bag of flour, 200 sparklers and a matte painting

And you would have believed every goddamned frame of it, too

From the linked article:

"if the pressure of the gas is balancing the gravity of the dark matter cloud, which it appears to be, Cloud-9 must be heavily dominated by dark matter, at about 5 billion solar masses."

It means TAPROOT was already taken

Well that's OK, the plot isn't so important.

At least you remembered the characters and themes and a few lines of dialog, right?

I KNEW IT

Well yeah, they're both ripping off Joan Jett

It's Liz, the vet. By a mile

Football by the Numbers - National Football Foundation IRVING, Texas (July 25, 2023) – The National Football Foundation (NFF) & College Hall of Fame today released impactful numbers on the state of football, including

According to this non-AI source I found in under ten seconds with an ordinary "internet search" the answer is No, there are fewer than two million Americans playing football.

OK but I bet Vanderbilt games smell more like craft cocktails

Damn it now nobody will believe I made this joke years ago when it happened to me

The most horrifying art imaginable: One of those napkin sketches Picasso used to pay his bar tabs

Jim Woodring's work is already animated if you're viewing it correctly

Those are toe shoes, and they're just like that

Spinning up a new take: birds can have teeth but only molars

Still reworking the details, first draft had too much bird eugenics in it

Do not open slack

Get your work done

If they really need you they can find you