Mop Bucket

There was a HBP bat flip in the last game, there are no rules in the World Series

And even worse at maintaining it

There's a reason technical writing is a whole profession

Oh I thought you meant "walked out in the middle of"

I used to do that sometimes, back when I went out to the movies

That's twice as many as I've had

I am a rain enjoyer but I wouldn't mind it letting up for an hour or so

Tech bozos have been reinventing the helicopter at least as long as they've been reinventing the bus

Power move to invite people a party and then let them watch you poop, masterful presidenting right there

Look at it from the other end-- who is *receiving* cash? The answer is contractors doing construction for datacenter companies.

Where does that real money come from? It comes from banks, in the form of loans, collateralized by on-paper assets generated by these circular deals.

Back when newsstands existed, most of them would let you walk in and read a whole article and then put the publication back on the shelf, but there were no chairs and you had to stand there getting in other people's way and they didn't let you masturbate to the pornography

Mad All The Time People are always mad, regardless of what's in front of them or whether things are going their way

Well then we can all reactivate our subscriptions when they close the deal, right?

Not much pressure to do anything if customers just keep paying

Only if we all unsubscribe tho

Is there any functional difference between being Mad All The Time and being Evil

Nonsense. This is Opera, not mere musical theater

Putting a dolphins and a coastal Carolina jersey next to each other and simply asking myself "green?"

"raptured from Myrtle Beach" is just moving to like Miami, isn't it?

Much healthier gums this time, thank you

Why can't we have a hot jewel thief, just this once

Also fake, but everyone seems to be having fun with it anyway

Rowdy needs a periodontist too if he wants to keep those teeth.

Jesus buddy get that checked out, your sink must look like a murder scene when you brush. If, even

Pretzel bites, empanadas, microbrick of weed, king-sized cheese-its

Will never forget the way @davidjroth.bsky.social said "diaphanous" when describing those uniforms

Apartment raccoons. Very difficult to get rid of

In other words, yeah it's just the racism

...paired with Diet Coke

OK now do the other side

No sweety we have Tony Jaa at home...

Every male lead today is jacked and spends more time on fight choreography than script, so I don't think it's that

Submarines, but also gigantic train cannons

"There's more than one way to be president for life"

[hesitates, pondering]

Should I add ", you know" to the end in case people don't get it?

Maybe prepend "Depends," is that more conversational or is it too context-dependent?

Wait this is all too dark, who am I

[5 months of writer's block]