Ari

The TV, I saw, I saw it uhhh, flouresce

screenshot of serial experiments lain where lain is upgrading her navi with the caption "i'm fine as long as i'm constanly distracted"

The only meaningful consumer item to have dropped significantly in cost over the last 10 years is 50"+ TVs

hello friend.

last night i sent you a short form video in the private message function of three seperate apps.

good luck heart reacting all of them in time. your life depends on it.

At the earwax removal clinic and the receptionist wouldn't speak up when I couldn't hear her 🥹

Getting schlorped and grappled by the university robotics team

Same reason all mechanical engineering students design "search and rescue" robots.

Sure, I see how it could work, but that's not really a satisfying answer as to it's purpose!

Same reason there's intentional spelling mistakes in phishing emails

The details of desire diminish
When wanton wants are wrought
Misdirection misses the mark
So think thoroughly about thy thought

The cloud is not on the sky
But it is in the air
It lives under your feet
And follows you there
When you travel the streets
As long as you're near
To it's silent heartbeat
It listens and speaks

My girlfriend claims I force-felined her

Let the record state I never forced her to do anything. She joined me of her own free will

*smoking a Costco sized joint*

so like yeah bulk consumerism is ruining society

Glue tunes, also known as post horsecore

Went on the heroes journey (went home from work and did nothing) and restored peace to the land (reminded myself I'm more than an employee)

My mind is a palace of problems, with a court of cortisol, serving a desperate despot

(discussing a jigsaw puzzle)

I know the pieces fit

Cause I watched them fall away

Homeowpathy!

It's half duplex. The touchscreen takes turns sending and receiving. A blackberry would be full duplex - both the I and O of I/O are available simultaneously

Smartphone keyboards are hidden as their default state. This reveals their consumption first mentality

I think 5G girls are polyamorous because the technology supports more simultaneous subscribers :D

Need a 3Girl to tease me about my ketchup and mustard coloured power cables

Cell towers are actually just giant digital leashpoles

if you get antsy out of reception then you're basically collared

I want a DC-side view. I want to wander through co-locations; through the blades of bare metal

Critical support to Alan Parsons for doing some of the best sound engineering work in the industry, with names like Pink Floyd and the Beatles and Steven Wilson, and then promptly retreating to a mountaintop evil villain lair / recording studio

I need to be vaccinated from my brain fog

WZZZZZ,ZZZZ*""*_--+)/

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I love my car. She treats me really well I feel like a special girl. Florence gets me where I need to go and she purrs along while doing it. Everyone say thank you Florence

Girl comes around, tries to RENAME all my plushies

The disrespect

Trains are constructive because they move passengers in unison. One direction, a predestination, a divine estimation of population fencing

Sorry little Timmy, no more screen time today. We sold it to the neighbors to help offset their digital footprint