Colin J Video's Avatar

Colin J Video

@gloompatrol.bsky.social

He/They

149 Followers  |  605 Following  |  277 Posts  |  Joined: 26.09.2023  |  2.1326

Latest posts by gloompatrol.bsky.social on Bluesky

*me when the movie starts and someone walks into frame*
β€œThose must be the first steps”

24.07.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I really connected with it but I’m a friendless loser with no social skills I’m already a tad skewered.

17.07.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel Gunn’s Superman is probably a vegetarian which was always my head canon

17.07.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda

12.07.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just think it’s sad thinking of a baby born without feet

12.07.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They did just drop 3 back to back bangers and left

06.07.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Uma Thurman playing Poison Ivy like a drag character

23.06.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope they would just double down and call it β€œThe Search for More Money”

13.06.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THAT MOTHER FUCKER GRANDPA JOE COULD DRIVE THE WHOLE TIME!!!!

12.06.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guess I don’t need to see Thanksgiving

11.06.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They can check out all the games they want to play for free at the library

09.06.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A tornado hit a black neighborhood in St Louis two weeks ago and the government is doing dick all

31.05.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œTony I said β€œwe needed a salary, man”- Hawkeye

31.05.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a cartoon of a man with glasses and the words bwaaahh written below him ALT: a cartoon of a man with glasses and the words bwaaahh written below him

I can see the thumbnail now; and image of Hank going Bwaah and big letters β€œWOKE”

30.05.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll keep my Philip Jose Farmer thank you very much; I prefer my 70’s sci-fi authors Horny rather than racist

29.05.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As a young(ish) man I can say with authority we don’t get enough hate

27.05.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A page from Grant Morrison’s Animal Man (issue 25) where Mr Freeze in limbo asks for Animal Man’s picture of his family. I could give more context but you should just read Animal Man

A page from Grant Morrison’s Animal Man (issue 25) where Mr Freeze in limbo asks for Animal Man’s picture of his family. I could give more context but you should just read Animal Man

Fantastic I wonder if he still has that picture of Animal Man’s family

24.05.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is doxing right; while not giving out her address this congressperson is sharing this persons name and school

22.05.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As a cottage cheese fan this is disgusting

15.05.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

McDonald’s is a tool for the bourgeois

13.05.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They technically still exist in roadside rest stops in abandoned vending machines

13.05.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we boycott McDonalds now?

13.05.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whomever is in office after this regime needs to open all the White House windows just to let all the stink out

13.05.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I didn’t know that Issac Asimov book was about Seinfeld

10.05.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't believe we have a Pope from Illinois. People from Chicago usually hate the Cardinals.

08.05.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 11683    πŸ” 1467    πŸ’¬ 352    πŸ“Œ 125

Everybody wants to be Gojo

06.05.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If we gave a shit we’d decentralize the American film industry and each state would have tax breaks for local film makers in the state but nah more Hollywood IP slop

06.05.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or like we can do what Canada does and fund the arts

05.05.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But the red lightsabers are for the baddies

04.05.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do not look at him stop

03.05.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@gloompatrol is following 19 prominent accounts