Dingus Khan

Gov. Grabbott needs to stand up to…um…
That tree had one job!!!

Stick with the classics!

Gotta close all those browser windows! So I hear.

Sunscreen!

Oklahoma House speaker calls for investigation into nude images on Ryan Walters' TV The call comes after two state Education Board members said they saw naked women on a TV during a meeting in Walters' office.

AND there’s this…
Anti-porn state superintendent of schools with photos of nude women on his office TV!
www.oklahoman.com/story/news/e... House speaker calls for Ryan Walters to cooperate with investigation

With a handle like “livgolf1” it makes sense you’d have a shit take after watching golfers paid with blood money.

GOP Texas Rep. Capriglione drops re-election bid after reported affair, allegations he funded abortions An exotic dancer alleges the anti-choice Republican paid for her abortions and shared disturbing fantasies about children.

Read this, then join me in sending this literal cum stain an eclair. www.sacurrent.com/news/gop-tex... GOP Texas Rep. Capriglione drops re-election bid after reported affair, allegations he funded abortions | San Antonio | San Antonio Current

Someone should deliver that fucker some eclairs.

Told my wife, a middle school administrator, about his 17-year-affair. “He needs the 10 Commandments in HIS office. Are the legislators doing that?”

They can’t do it fast enough.

I didn’t know what Current Revolt is, but it’s a CONSERVATIVE website!!

And he reps those Southlake, Keller and Colleyville white flight motherfuckers. Figures.

This shit is priceless!!!

The editor of the Current is a friend and on my Wednesday night trivia team. I can hear him laugh while editing this.

Stay relentless, Congressman!

How does she get out of prison and why would Vought let her go back?

Oklahoma House speaker calls for investigation into nude images on Ryan Walters' TV The call comes after two state Education Board members said they saw naked women on a TV during a meeting in Walters' office.

A little more on the story. www.oklahoman.com/story/news/e... House speaker calls for Ryan Walters to cooperate with investigation

Presidential material

Collin Allred is weak sauce. Empty suit. All hat, no cattle. What am I missing?

Watch: Councilwoman Ivalis Meza Gonzalez arrested on DWI charge Councilwoman Ivalis Meza Gonzalez, who won the District 8 seat in June, was arrested by San Antonio police late Thursday on a charge of driving while intoxicated.

All local media are horny for public figures arrested on drunk driving charges. Amirite?
Watch: Councilwoman Ivalis Meza Gonzalez arrested on DWI charge www.expressnews.com/news/article...

I am really looking forward to the truth and reconciliation hearings.

Makes sense. Usually happens after commenting on a @realtexaspaul.com coffee post.

“Insists New York look more like socialist Vienna.” The closest any of their readers have gotten to Vienna are those shitty canned sausages. That city is AMAZING!

What a great message.

I’d show you my shocked face, but you are probably making it too.

I agree. She has the deadliest potential. She can put a force field around a bad guy’s heart and game over!

As a huge comic book fan, I fantasize about which powers hurt fascists the most. Do I wanna go large scale and Hulk out? Explode people’s heads from the inside out like Victoria Neuman in The Boys. Ghost Rider’s penance stare is pretty sweet.

Damn! Fallon’s balls dropped!

My daughter graduated in 2021. We’re all ashamed of that fucking place.