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Juan Soto: New York Met

Today felt like a good day to announce we are on Bluesky! Oh and...

He looks like the hot guy that would play him in his biopic

Remember when the Mets signed Juan Soto?

Or game*

Rewatching the top of the 9th of Gams 3 of the Mets Brewers Wild Card Series 🥹

It’s Thanksgiving Eve and I’m thankful for Francisco Lindor.

thread of my favorite memes that im bringing over with me

Oh man, I’d be so pumped to hear you were getting a show. Hope this happens, and soon!

Sometimes I’ll think to myself “it’s not even late yet!” and then look and see that it’s past 1am…

[on stage at joe rogan’s comedy club] you go out this halloween? it was hard to tell who was in costume and who just looks like that every day because of woke! [crowd roars, guy in second row says “it’s true, it’s true” to his date]

musk tweet about his stupid cybertruck: "It's an armored personnel carrier from the future - what Bladerunner would have driven"

harrison ford IS steven bladerunner

An app that gives me a live look at what’s in my refrigerator

That much be such a uniquely cool experience!

As a Mets fan, I’m glad the Phillies beat the Braves. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

This is truly nuts. Regular season barely matters, as we Mets fans learned last year :(

I agree!

Now that I have a new social media account, I will certainly become a better, more productive version of myself!