Liam Owens

So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.

I don’t get it. He was raised in a Christian household with plentiful access to guns, zero realistic future, and spent all his time on the computer? That’s like half the white men in this country *Everything suddenly dawns on me* Aw fuck

To put it in American, there‘s 2 billion parking spots in this country but only 300 million cars, so obviously when “theres no parking at Trader Joe’s in LA during Saturday afternoon” the solution is to just park your car at a Walmart in Nevada

universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam

happy labor day

Unfortunately it's too late, I've already portrayed myself as the cool dog stealing sausages and you as the humidity riddled furious kitten.

Bring back cheap baseball cards so this kind of guy can fulfill his need to collect lots of stuff without worrying about being called delicate for it

I just made Ramen with some peppers I grew in my garden and all it took was three months to get a few bucks worth of peppers but you know what it’s ok to be inefficient, we should all be more inefficient, people used to call that life

To Donald Trump and his administration:

If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me — not time or political circumstance — from making sure you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.

I'm not right wing but some of this "woke" stuff is a little over the top [6 months later] Slavery was fine. Your city is under martial law

While Trump lets crypto bros write federal policy, Illinois is implementing common-sense protections for investors and consumers.

Today, I've signed into law first-of-their-kind safeguards in the Midwest for cryptocurrency and other digital assets.

We won't tolerate fraudsters.

The Constitution protects your right to record law enforcement in public.

Cross-faith marriages can be so challenging.

By ratting on Jesse Ventura's unionization efforts, Hulk Hogan denied all of his coworkers, and generations of performers who came after him, insurance and a retirement fund, and in that, shares in responsibility for the early deaths of several other wrestlers.

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

Fuck you

So yesterday he posts an AI of Obama getting arrested and today it's MLKs FBI files. If there's one thing Trump understands, it's that his white supremacist base will ignore the pedophilia if they can focus on doing bad things to black people instead

If Mamdani had checked just Asian or say, Asian and white (bear with me) NYT would never have run that story.

The only reason they ran that story is because of the cultural belief that being Black gives you leg up in society despite research that says that isn't true.

whatever you think of the country as a whole there are still a whole lot of great people here who deserve better than this

on the last day of the United States, when this country has finally descended into civil war, i will do a thread on how to dress for summer

Freedom from kings.
Freedom from fascism.
Power to the people forever. ♥️

Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸

Turning into a single issue voter for 2028, where the issue is which Democratic candidate will vow to nominate the most rabidly partisan, vengeful and hate-filled AG you can possibly imagine

Mamdani must explain his tweet from 1740 BC claiming that Ea-nāṣir had "high quality copper"

the culture war and the complete destruction of local news in favor of propaganda outlets has been successful beyond the wildest dreams of its proponents

Supreme Court rules for South Carolina in bid to defund Planned Parenthood The Supreme Court upheld South Carolina's bid to defund Planned Parenthood, ruling that Medicaid patients cannot sue to choose their provider. The court held in a 6-3 ruling along ideological lines, w...

Let me be clear that Illinois will protect you and your care.

I'll keep fighting to make sure Illinoisans and those who come to our state can receive the care they need from the providers they trust.

i'm at the government run grocery store. it's terrible. they have one large banana in the middle of the store and nothing else. this is the future of new york city. every one is fighting for the banana

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers