Jackson "Moonstruck is a Christmas Movie" O'Brien

consider it the universe paying it forward for all the good pro bono work you've done

all places that roast delicious coffee, but important to note that Spyhouse doesn't really qualify as local anymore. They're owned by a company out of Kansas City and their retail bags are roasted there (also they're union busters)

NCW rips agreed

I work for Peace Coffee. You want an espresso sample pack to see what you might like among our stuff?

both 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑇𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑀𝑟 𝑅𝑖𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑦 and 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑃𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑆𝑎𝑙𝑡 have Patricia Highsmith writing about an irritating man named Richard who paints badly and wants to live in Europe and now I'm wondering who the real Richard who paints badly and wants to live in Europe was.

the hives apparently just play an A chord for their sound check and I love that for them

if you fire a transcontinental missile in the same continent is it a ciscontinental missile?

A post from another corner of the internet reading “I am developing a new sport called huge baseball” There is a map of North America (azimuthal equidistant projection) with a baseball diamond overlayed on top. Home base is roughly in El Paso TX, first base is around Little Rock AK, second is in the middle of Nebraska, third is around Albuquerque NM, and the foul lines terminate around Detroit, MI and Lake Tahoe. The outfield extends just into Saskatchewan, Manitoba, and Western Ontario.

The natural extension of thinking about Huge Baseball is that after a certain point you realize in order to make a home run you’re not so much playing sports as shelling rural Ontario

🎵I know
I know
It's serious 🎶

We have rights under the U.S. Constitution to record on our phones, gather informa-tion, speak our minds and be free from unreasonable arrest. But law enforcement can legally order citizens to cease activities that interfere with their actions.

This paragraph appears in today's edition of the daily newspaper published in the city where five years ago police prevented bystanders from saving George Floyd's life, without making reference to that incident.

i'm driving through guatemala on a rented motorbike, taking in the view of majestic green landscape, when an unexpectedly familiar smell hits me. the subway Fresh Bread(TM) Odor induces a massive cascading brain hemorrhage, killing me instantly

I was going to say "I wish I cared about anything as much as Nic Cage cares about the Opera in Moonstruck" but then I realized that I manifestly care as much about riding my bike to cheap movie Tuesdays

*aqualung riff* pissing just for praxis

you can take my Thin Lizzy records from my cold dead hands

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

Jon has disabled replies on the post so I will simply need to wish this marvel of a grey cylinder a happy birthday through you.

I hate it! but not as much as I could have hated it!

oh my god this is everything I'm afraid of about hamnet

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

Build the whole plane out of shallots

accidentally put on a 2004 episode of Jeopardy on hulu and the set looks like a quiz at the Cheesecake Factory

Doesn’t stick at all guys

As in the sports commentator?

Yes.

As in the character played by Jon Voight in Midnight Cowboy (1969)? Weirdly also yes.

If generating the prompts caused you to loose sleep, of what use was the AI?

Respectfully, Congresswoman, you voted with Republicans to strip due process from immigrants and to praise Trump's ICE. This year.

Now you're upset?

Votes have consequences. Minnesotans deserve better.

Peace Coffee in Minneapolis. You might have seen our stuff at Willy Street Coop if you're that kind of shopper.

peter falk looking through bars

comment on a torrent for wings of desire:
"got my pussy ate to this movie & it literally took all of my willpower not to say 'IT'S PETER FALK' when he first came on screen"

Hell yeah bro.

I work for another midwestern coffee roaster and we’re buds with Wonderstate. If you want a little lagniappe for all the good work you do for them pod boys I’d happily send you some.

@jjdotbiz.bsky.social what kinda wonderstate you putting through that new chemex of yours?