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Ok so its one of those dept of health posters you find in bathrooms. The poster is 13 little comic book scene style squares displaying hands in various stages of hand warshing with music lyrics under each one to help you, the filthy hand warsher, know how long you should spend warshing your filthy, disgusting hands. The top of the poster reads, "Hand washing technique with soap and water." And the music that reads under each square is as follows, "(1) It's been a long road, getting to there from here(2)It's been a long time but my time is finally near(3)And I will see my dream come alive at last(4)I will touch the sky, and they're not gonna hold me down no more(5)No, they're not gonna change my mind(6)'Cause I've got faith of the heart(7)I'm going where my heart will take me(8)I've got faith to believe-I can do anything- I've got strength of the soul(9)And no one's gonna bend or break me(10)I can reach any star(11)I've got faith(12)(I've got-I've got-I've got) I've got faith,(13)FAITH OF THE HEART"

It's flu SZN, people

My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot

Horse Carefully Assesses Potential Mate For Also Being Horse

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How to spell out sexual moans - Quora Jul 3, 2018 " — Wheeeee! Oinka oinka! Haaaaaaheeee! A- whooooga A-whoooooga! Aaaaaargh! Hneeeeeeeee! Fnrgh! Grunt grunt! Hinggggg! Whazzo! Boink!"

regular meghan: idk how this is happening but even as statements like 'israel is committing genocide' are becoming more and more acceptable to say in public by people in positions of power, it feels like concern and support for palestinians keeps declining and shouldn't it be the other way around?? @francoisgodard.bsky.social: "Feels like" is the operative term here. Fuck your feelings. Back this dumb shit up or take down this horseshit post

everyone that replies to me like this should have to donate $100 to my friend maha so her starving son doesn’t die of cancer

can't concur. The Beatles as a signifier represented the obligatory mainstream -- the 60s referents that Nirvana, the Pixies, Pearl Jam et al were pivoting off were usually outside the Beatles/Stones hegemony. CCR, Blue Cheer, Strawberry Alarm Clock, Nuggets comp stuff, etc

lmao

Well at least the Pixies were still good in 87.

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Fuck I've found the one thing I agree with Ben Sisario about.

doctor operated on my anal glands instead of my adrenal glands because he forgot about dre

Journalist challenge: Use “Machine Learning” when you mean machine learning and “LLM” when you mean LLM. Ditch “AI” as a catch-all term, it’s not useful for readers and it helps companies trying to confuse the public by obscuring the roles played by different technologies. 🧪

I want to go on that spring break.

Leia doesn’t say it like it’s a spontaneous insult either. It reads as a stereotypical slur for Wookiees

Who's "the rest of us"? Are you still collating data before you decide whether or not this guy has the juice or something?

YouTube video by Jeremy Kaplowitz Nobody likes my voice acting in Metroid Prime 4: Beyond

had the opportunity to do some voice acting for the new Metroid game and I was really excited but it turns out everybody hates it :(

Hanging out in the cover art of an algebra textbook from 1992. There's a floating cone nearby and the ground and sky are both grids but different kinds of grids. Might party with the Vitruvian Man over there later

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I didn't think Solo did well enough to get a prequel, but okay.

In a profession where the most prominent journalists are increasingly jockeying for position on the best-seller lists and talk show circuits, you'd think one of them would've figured out that punching the bully back would be the most effective way to distance themselves from the pack.

I remember this Grant Morrison era Doom Patrol arc very clearly.

A story in 2 parts from my gym

What the FUCK are these DOTS doing in my GMAIL

Oh dang, I should revisit some of my early stations! I remember one that I tuned really well, and another that I broke so, so badly, hahahah

*Clara Jeffrey, thoughtfully* Maybe I could chase homeless people around with a scooter like that...

*quickly* I'd fuck that car

Post from Threads user "missjenbeck" Romantasy question: are the fae open source? I had only known them from SJM books, but didn't expect to see them in Quicksilver!

Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time

This is my drug.

a fun fact is that this morning wapo wrote me telling me they were raising their subscription cost so i unsubscribed and they were like "no! wait! we'll cut the price of the subscription in half for the next year!" and i was like, ok, you got me. but this guy got me to finish the job, so mazel tov

NBA Executives around a summoning circle working around the clock to prove that magic is real so they can cast Cure Light Wounds on all the players instead of having them play 1 less game a season