victoria mcnally

You know where these ticket prices make more sense? Corporate events.

listen, a lot of catholic traditions are bullshit but "read a bunch of old myths and historical accounts and then pick somebody with the coolest name and/or origin story and make people call you by that name for at least a day" is definitely one of the better ones

today i learned (thanks to a youtube short) that cynthia erivo's confirmation name is perpetua, which whips ass

the pluribus pilot scratches the same itch for me as the guy who didn’t like musicals does, which is: what if joining the hive mind seemed kinda nice, actually

listen not to toot my own horn here but "get out of here you fuckin' lunch box" feels like a very biting and fresh insult with a lot of possibilities

petition to start calling border patrol agents "lunch boxes" because that is where you are supposed to put a sandwich

Hail, Caesar! (2016, dirs. Joel & Ethan Coen)

fucking zaslav got on this earnings call and said "we're so excited that we successfully rebooted the dc franchise and put out so many new original movies and we're gonna follow all of that up with GREMLINS 3"

ohh my god gremlins 3 is happening just shoot me in the face

i hate it when something is described as "inscrutable." you have no idea the types of things im able to scrute

As the cold reality of Cuomo’s defeat sets in, this is a moment for centrists to ask themselves: Have we lost touch with the common voter? Get out and spend time in the tattoo parlors and dispensaries. The drag shows, community gardens and outsider art galleries where Real New Yorkers congregate

sorry mom now i'm NEVER moving outta the city

every seasoned sims player

good labeler to tag the real freaks here bsky.app/profile/stec...

Tweet from “Christina” @floozyesq in 2020: me: it’s okay to be a person struggling with productivity during a prolonged crisis my brain: not u though me: not me though

every time i make a mistake at work i recreate this little conversation in my head

and then she asked us if we even knew why he was famous and I confidently shot back that he unified Italy, and she got even madder and her lavender painted on eyebrows furrowed and she disappeared into the night and she’s probably dead now (unless she is a VAMPIRE)

ok I know this is a bit but i DID base the concept on a real life woman I met in Washington square circa 2008 who got SO MAD that me and my friends were hanging out around the garibaldi statue because, in her eyes, we were disrespecting him by doing so

My kingdom for an excuse to whip out my vampire the masquerade character concept for the oldest vaguely-accented woman you’ve ever seen on the streets of New York, with a giant shopping cart and head scarf, who happens to be a nosferatu but she’s already so weird and gnarled that nobody even notices

The best place to be on Halloween is at a spooky themed art gallery dance party while looking hot and wearing vampire teeth, sorry I don’t make the rules it’s just a fact

The author in a Gladys from Weapons costume in their friend's beautifully decorated apartment

A blurry selfie of Halloween Gladys holding her weird hair stick

Naughty children get the soup

YES!!! HAHA, YES!!!!

fuck Them gay Halloween memes. I just saw a hot lesbian in an immaculate Pee Wee Herman suit and it made my whole week

That’s a television Alex

"Witch" is a great word because you can put any word or phrase in front it sounds rad as hell – AND it's also way more fun than the OTHER word you can do that with, which is "cop."

Time Witch! Robo-Witch! Beverly Hills Witch! See, it works

Funniest moment of seeing Frankenstein in a theater was just before it started the guy next to me asked his date “wasn’t Mary Shelley married to some poet guy” and then during the scene where the creature RECITES OYMANDIAS he turned to her again and was like “ wait I recognize that, who wrote that“

The second I saw the first red gown in Frankenstein I full on turned into the onion sicko meme and stayed that way for the duration of the film

imagine fucking up so bad that you are legally forced to start using a surname

i already can't deal with the fact that there's both a good and evil matt walsh, i CANNOT handle the possibility of an evil matt mercer

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

whats a smart board. who made the boards smart.