Wait, um... a dust collector?
03.10.2025 14:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@ladyluck.bsky.social
Overstimulated and underwhelmed I was *supposed* to be a writer... Still the luckiest
Wait, um... a dust collector?
03.10.2025 14:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Like, my guy... come get your boys, they're fkn everything up wth
03.10.2025 14:11 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Are you there god?
It's many of us begging you to deliver on this rapture we were promised
Why omg why is it so funny 😭😭💀
03.10.2025 14:01 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0The way I cackled omg
03.10.2025 14:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jonathan Edward Durham @thisoneØverhere It was the omg what now of times, it was the are you fing kidding me of times
30.09.2025 13:53 — 👍 20 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Made new hoops, immediately landed this trick I've been after for ages.
Can't tell me *nothin* 💫💫
Can. Not. Wait. 🙌
27.08.2025 12:57 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Baby E (5, now, btw) just said to my husband, " Dad. HOW were you alive in the 80's?"
Husband: "well I was born before then and have lived until now"
E (5): "Wait. Is that true?"
😭😭😭💀 omg this kid.
Omg they're gorgeous!
17.08.2025 00:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Need to cry so hard my soul leaves my body for a minute to take a breather.
Guess I'm watching Lonesome Dove. There's nothing else for it.
30 minutes!? That's awesome!
I'm serious I bet I can't run for 5 minutes straight 😂
I hate it so much I just NEVERRRR
Not a thing in the world can distract my mind right now, it's gonna definitely have to be something loud with a VERY "fuck-you" vibe
23.07.2025 23:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm screaming
23.07.2025 00:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Taking up running since it's the only socially approved -lauded, even- form of self-harm I can get my hands (feet,wtvr) on...
Lucky for me I'm terrible at it so I expect total collapse inside of like, 15/20 minutes, tops.
So uh... Runners, what's the best running music?
Fuhhhuuuhuckingggg preeeach JFC
12.06.2025 02:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Now that's what I'm fkn talkin about lfgggg
12.06.2025 02:04 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Thank you, needed this!
05.06.2025 00:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*snort*
04.06.2025 00:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I *just* read thos one to my 5yo last night! Oh, the way she laughed 😂😂
03.06.2025 19:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The ultimate water sausage compilation:
02.06.2025 19:15 — 👍 10699 🔁 1464 💬 232 📌 165Ooh, funn!
01.06.2025 19:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Vermillion should be green and chartreuse should be red, how did we mess this up?
01.06.2025 12:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Relatable. Please don't, we need you. 💜💜
I'm around all day of ya wanna talk. Still got my number?
Oops, did I type that out loud?
01.06.2025 12:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe they're born with it....
Maybe it's.... motherhood 🎶🎶
Good morning !
18.05.2025 05:32 — 👍 34066 🔁 6231 💬 305 📌 204The fact that this dime store Jabba is still disgracing the planet with his presence is proof enough to me that there's no *deep state*. Not one worth mentioning, at any rate. 🙄
18.05.2025 19:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😂😂😂 fkn sandwich omg why is it so funny
18.05.2025 19:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0