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god videogames are so fucking stupid

Never has a bad performance. No one is ever disappointed when Delroy Lindo pops up on screen. Long overdue. Baller time

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

hey yeah sorry, not sure if this is the right number - I was told the wallet inspector would have it back to me "right away"?

Bronze plaque saying "A Letter to the Future. Ok is the first Icelandic glacier to lose its status as a glacier. In the next 200 years all our glaciers are expected to follow the same path. This monument is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it. August 2019. 415ppm CO2"

TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".

YouTube video by Dave's Garage I Wrote Task Manager — 30 Years Later, the Secrets You Never Knew

Legends walk among us

The public-facing side of American conservative politics more or less amounts to crashing out constantly about a bunch of shit that either you or the weird liars you listen to uncritically have made up. The non-public part, from what we've seen of the chat logs and such, is somehow much worse.

Chewbacca watching Kylo Ren kill Han Solo: holy shit my dog's puppy just killed my dog

If you let a photographer talk you into an Alliance of Magicians shot then I don't trust you to win elections

Exclusive: Leaked Messages from Charlie Kirk Assassin Accused shooter’s “politics” is not what government and media say

New Tyler Robinson posts leaked to me tell a very different story than you've heard before:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...

i think how we got here is that the right's favorite move is working the ref and the radical centrist's favorite move is self flattery that they could never be worked

U.S. Attacked Boat Near Venezuela Multiple Times to Kill Survivors American officials said the repeat drone strikes were carried out by Special Forces, and more attacks could come soon.

EXCLUSIVE: U.S. Attacked Boat Near Venezuela Multiple Times to Kill Survivors

American officials said the repeat drone strikes were carried out by Special Operations Command, and more attacks could come soon.

theintercept.com/2025/09/10/u...

This is just describing what managers do for a living

There's nothing chaotic about the race! The runaway winner of the Democratic primary has a comfortable ongoing lead in the polls! The only chaotic element is the mind-traffic of the small circle of self-appointed civic elites melting down over their refusal to accept a straightforward situation.

A man on the streets of the UK is asked about the “problem of immigration” and dismantles talking points with ease.

I don't think people understand how ferocious the opposition to Mamdani will be if he's mayor. Republican & Democratic power brokers will unite to crush him & punish NYers for voting for him. They cannot allow someone with his positions to be a success & inspiration.

YouTube video by KhalidSMShahin Super Guy - Funny Moments (original)

this has been fucking with me since it was posted i hate how perfect the peter griffin voice is used here www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz9W...

i'm sorry but this is not a conversation that an adult should have. Oh no! Not pinnochios! Just call them a liar

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks vacation is awesome

Anyone wanna see a good rip of the Queen - Live in Japan at Seibu Lions Stadium LaserDisc pulled from a Domesday Duplicator? youtu.be/xmAF4VmLnOM?...

This paragraph by @edzitron.com is everything.
www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...

there’s a bit of tension between these two passages in the same NY Times story

"To assume that he sees this as a game - he's the president of the United States. He understands what's at stake here. He's not willy-nilly trying to sow economic discord just for TV ratings," said one White House official, granted anonymity to share the president's thinking. "He understands what he's doing here, and there's very clear goals that have been outlined."

"It's not like the president is a baby brained moron," a White House official said, laughing nervously. "He's not, you know, a big stupid asshole who doesn't give a shit about anything except attention" www.politico.com/news/2025/07...

A new study shows 64% of bosses are using AI to fire workers & 1 out of 5 managers are often letting AI make personnel decisions with no human input.

In other words: Your home electricity bill is being jacked up to finance cheap power for data centers that run the AI that'll fire you from your job.

www.levernews.com/dems-crypto-...

Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers

Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers
theonion.com/marines...

wow I wonder if the cops who lied about the sitting senator even though everything they did was on tape are also being less than honest about the presence of violent agitators at the protests in los angeles. they might even not have told the entire truth about other protests