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Just lost #warmageddon (stuck the heating on)

My Finch (app) pet disclosed to me his dislike for SpongeBob, so I've punished him by sending him on a walk around London

And that's something you could never miss, in multiple main ways

In a just world, this screenshot would be the lead image for the Wikipedia article for nominative determinism

An app named 'John GBA' on the Play Store, developed by John Emulators.

It's a little known fact that emulators were invented by John Emulators in 1988, when he tried to run a computer system twice at the same time

The very last thing you see before you die (you were coaxed into a wolfticket/snakeoil trading scheme)

A screenshot of a twitter post by @foone on October 26th, 2017. She posts "PQ2 death generator is live! make ol' Jim Walls say whatever you want." with a link to the site, and an included image: It's the death dialogbox from the Sierra adventure game Police Quest 2. It shows Jim Walls, a retired police officer, as a portrait on the left. The titlebar says "Jim shakes his head and says..." and there's "Restore", "Restart", "Quit" buttons. The text has been edited to read: "YOU CAN MAKE ME SAY THINGS ANYTHING YOU WANT i miss sierra games :("

for some reason back in 2017, I decided to make a website to make fake video game screenshots. This was a good idea and made a lot of people laugh.

Here's to the Death Generator, eight years and 270ish games later!

deathgenerator.com

neurotypical fuckers are always like "autistic people have trouble following directions" and then hand me a form that asks if I have a history of bike helmet

Save 10% on CARIMARA: Beneath the forlorn limbs on Steam A mute little thing with borrowed magic. A house that murmurs back. Ask wrong, and you might wake something that remembers your name.

You should play CARIMARA! It's a spooky little mystery game with a gorgeous visual form and oddly heartwarming story. Decent frog count.

store.steampowered.com/app/3570370/...

The future of Windows needs a brick putting through it

Wait till you see our goatsonas ❤️

A signup form for a dating site, showing two options under "I'm a" that are "Bouba" and "Kiki" and below that, an "Interested In" section that has the options of "Boubas", "Kikis", "Both"

signing up for the hot new linguistic dating site

The duality of spam.

The new willy wonka lego set looks absolutely ace but is there a way to buy it without the gr*ndpa j*e minifig

People say why is it flour and not flower and I say because it's spelt that way.

every UK video game in the 80s and 90s was made by a guy named like "lord wensleydale" or two guys named "the chippy twins" and was about an egg with no special abilities going on an adventure and dying immediately. it was ported to the super nintendo where everyone hated it

Video games truly let you live your wildest fantasies

i like that this guy cant wait until the cat is at least done shitting. i got places to be

Sorry, but if you call my password weak I'm not going to tell you where the traffic lights are

See also: perhappy

"PhD-level experts in your back pocket" is a completely nonsensical description of AI but a pretty good description of social media if you follow the right people

90s boomer shooters have replaced sumatriptan in my decades long search for effective migraine relief

Headlines from BlueSky: Charli XCX gets married, Katy Perry prop malfunction

It's a good day for people who enjoy headlines that can be sung to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song

in the video for "Your Body Is a Wonderland", John Mayer serenades his lover next to an Adobe Illustrator 10 guidebook

I will extinguish this Sun and every Sun that follows

"Is a leg a motorcycle?" - CAPTCHA really tousling the fundaments of philosophy at work today.

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3-panel comic. (1) PERSON WITH SHORT HAIR to Person 2: Shining laser pointers at planes is a federal crime. It’s incredibly dangerous. PERSON 2: Oh, because it can blind the pilot? SHORT HAIR: That’s one reason… (2) [Laser pointed at flying airplane] (3) [Cat close to the size of the plane pouncing on airplane and taking it down]

Laser Danger

xkcd.com/3108/

Diagram of ancient Egyptian artwork showing the length of a cubit, an obsolete unit (of measurement) demonstrated in the image as roughly the length from the elbow to the fingertips

In awe at the size of this lad. Obsolete unit

Lingthusiasm - 101 places to get enthusiastic about linguistics lingthusiasm: 101 places to get enthusiastic about linguistics In honour of Lingthusiasm’s 100th episodiversary, we’ve compiled this list of 101 public-facing places where linguists and linguisti...

here's the list of book and other recs that we compiled for @lingthusiasm.bsky.social's 100 episodiversary, that's my most current rec list!
lingthusiasm.com/post/7741520...