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tip the waitress? whats next, tipping the dog for shitting all ovefr my green grass???

yes..... a child fitting of my name... I hope he will grow into the perfect Tortie Violence Machine (that also is adorable and hopefully likes pets and playing as a kitten should)

I'm very pan and also chronically ill with a fucked up gut but as far as I'm aware my level of pan-ness does not correlate with my level of fatigue. experiments may be needed though

who up gabbing they pentin

I have been solely using digital until I realized there's probably someone who will short circuit if there is not a physical book to reference (and also I have been getting serious eyestrain ngl)

oh so is this why the GMs are always wealthy I am going to FALL OVER and DIE!!!!

oh yay thank you for drawing my guy!!!!!! he looks great :D

Another #artfight attack by the end of the month!

On the left you can see my version of @memethorn.bsky.social's character "Polybius".

I have broken my elbow, been punched, run over by a snowmobile, dislocate joints regularly, crushed by a whiteboard, got a concussion, fractured my spine, and have chronic pain severe enough to not respond to morphine, and still the most painful thing I've gone through is a migraine

the only thing I can think of is that I know if wild animals get stuck inside a closed door somehow, since they can't open it they don't really know what to do but besides that ?????

I just processed that there's probably a good number of people who play splatoon 3 now who were too young to see the "you're a kid now you're a squid now" ad and I don't like this

being a dm and having to craft your own campaign along with make resources for your players is very hard work

this post was brought to you by bronchitis: "it's like choking on your own lungs!"

I feel bad for whoever got my random white dude gene lootbox they're about to get some very concerning results (being over 50% irish)

my keychains consist of:
- multi tool hammer I have for the small knife and because psychopomp
- jolteon my friend got in japan (she gave one eeveelution to everyone in the DND group)
- rotund demon sheep that's a stress ball
- my keys
who the fuck cares about "aesthetic" keychains that's DUMB!!!!

what the fuck is a labubu and why should I give three fucks about "designer keychains"

by the way here is me artfight artfight.net/~MemeThorn
I am on team fossils this year!!!! I might post some of my attacks on to here

I've been getting so many comments and attacks on artfight this year vs the last couple of years it makes me very happy :D

...unless you're trans but it's ok since the bureau of justice statistics took off asking people if they're trans from their surveys so it's not like we can track it anyways 🫠

@indigoviolet.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy you would know I think

this isn't a sign to say it to women however (or anyone you are interested in, for that matter)

that is another thing lol. also very similarly, "other people are allowed to dislike you on a personal level for whatever random reason regardless of whatever group you/they are" is another lesson that took me a while to learn, turns out you can be a people pleaser to the point of annoyance lol

I am a dumpy white man and somehow I've had to explain to an odd amount of people that beyond initial impressions, if someone who is a different race, culture, gender etc is still being standoffish towards you, it's probably a sign that you're just being an ass or being really weird about it.

This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.

also very cool and worth noting: I think there's some gene mods (alpha genes and oops all bugparts iirc?) that you can use to totally make some bug xenohumans. I have a save that's a bee hive with a separate queen, worker, and drone xenotype and it's rad

psst.... as someone who has like 500+ hours in rimworld, I bestow upon thee a secret: the mod vanilla factions expanded - insectoids 2 lets you not only tame thine bugs intentionally but actually build your own hive and it's dope as fuck

as a current bay area resident "it's 40°" sounds like a great day in winter as opposed to the threatening aura of "101 hots 👹"

ok but what is a kilometer