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"Take the gun. Your cannoli privileges have been revoked."

My dad was dying of Alzheimer's when aducanimab was first approved. It made me so unspeakably angry to be forced to make this choice of whether or not it was worth it to spend an exorbitant sum of out of pocket money on a drug I knew probably didn't work. In the end, we chose not to.

This is both true and also kind of one of the fundamental problem with presidential systems. Impeachment is necessarily a Whole Thing and one which many actors are afraid of doing because they are turning against the only person to face a nationwide election.

An Olympic sized swimming pool has a volume of 2.5 million liters. The G-cans in Tokyo (the largest floodwater diversion facility in the world) has a flow rate of 200,000L, over 10x smaller.

An Olympic sized pool costs only $3 million, and the G-cans cost around $2.6 Billion. Let that sink in.

Tootin' if and only if I been rootin'.

Personally, I think it's beautiful that we've invented the noble savage myth for white people. The colonial boomerang but for Takes.

The European mind simply cannot comprehend levels of assimilation like this.

1500 bucks on Hooters delivery? You don't even get to see the hooters!

Some people might call it gaudy, but this is the fundamentally correct number of medals for Zhukov to be wearing.

We are a spreadsheet species. This is the True and Highest purpose of all human language, to count How Many Things There Are. We were guided along this Path by His hand. Poetry is merely a side trail we occasionally wander down by accident.

The elite may continue to enjoy unprecedented power, access and material comforts, but social media means that people can call them dumb dumb donkeys 10000 a day, so it's impossible to say whether things are going good or bad for them.

Also like is the implication that Andrew Cuomo, a man who's father has a bridge named after him, more working class and less able to afford international travel than?

Genuinely so funny that Jorg has been able to cook up a beef with Pogi. Gotta respect the hustle.

My issue with MattY is not so much his actual political views (tho I do disagree with many of them), but rather that he's such a tremendous asshole online. He deliberately tries to frame his takes in such a way as to annoy the most people and then plays innocent. Just a thoroughly exhausting person.

ARENSMANIA IS RUNNING THROUGH THE NATION

The "Yes." Chad

"Was that wrong?"

As part of the "mental rest" for recovering from a concussion I've been listening to the Lord of the Rings audiobook (Andy Serkis's reading is fantastic) and I while I obviously remembered that there was some in there, I had forgotten truly how many songs there are.

[After leaving LOTR book reading]
ME:
WIFE:
ME:
WIFE:
ME:
WIFE: Lot of songs for an advent—
ME: A LOT of song for an adventure story!

Well-known unproblematic women-respecters Weezer.

It's because they're all virgins. It's basic math: mad at society + no sex = right wing men. Mad at society + getting laid = Marxism.

I wonder if these guys think we should take away the Medals of Honor from all the guys who ran into a hail of machine gun fire and were cut down while saving their unit in WW2

Absolutely wild to have had a marriage in which Sergey was The Normal One.

You rang?

This week, on Love Island, a new bombshell has entered the villa (the woke mind virus)

Genuinely, I read this post first without the original context and thought the author was describing some kind of weird through-a-glass-darkly fanfic version of To Kill a Mockingbird. Literally what the fuck are they talking about?

Can I say something that I think will make people really mad at me?

It's so incredibly dark that this drug-addled dunce that really everyone hates now parlayed his few months in power into widespread destruction across the US govt and millions of deaths and then just fucked off. I hope he gets fed to the gators

Sort of a separate thing, but it's wild how every rich dude is just on roids now. Feels maybe underdiscussed.

Don Jr will die of a cocaine induced heart attack onstage at the RNC while accepting the 2032 nomination to be the Republican candidate for president.