Alix Ruth

call me the stock market the way i’m about to have a great depression

Bad news: No one's coming to save us

Scary news: We have to save ourselves

Good news: We can't be any worse at it than the people who are supposed to..?

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

if you’re 25 years old with control of the entire treasury system and you don’t delete every student debt file, you are the biggest loser the world has ever seen

if you own a tesla you are a nazi sympathizer and i hope you stub all of your toes very hard

how does one get involved in local government when they know nothing about politics and they live in a very red area and are the furthest thing from red anything

elon musk stop being a fucking waste of oxygen challenge - level: impossible

turns out running the government like twitter costs hundreds of dead bodies within 10 days

by @juliusgoat.bsky.social

trans rights forever

there truly is a dread so ancient in me.
i think its actually just late stage capitalism but ancient dread sounds more mysterious and fun.

idk how people work at jamba juice, blenders are terrifying

Please buy books and read them. It will matter moving forward.

these times may be trying but i did have a rather scrumptious box of raspberries from aldi just now, so that's something

this is my first text post on bluesky, im not wearing shoes, it's a shoeless jam, oh yeah